Captain Hero takes up hunting after being "raped", and getting carried away with firearm usage. Meanwhile, Foxxy hides her grandson Ray-Ray in the walls of the Drawn Together house while she's on trial, and he falls for Toot.
Toot and Ling-Ling go to Mexico as newlyweds, but end up having to cockfight to avoid going to jail. In their absence, the rest of the house-mates split up into cliques.
While trying to save his friends, Xandir abandons them. Meanwhile, Foxxy is captured by a goth cashier at Hot Topic and Clara forgets her religion and becomes a rebellious, sinning henchman of a mailman whom she mistakes for Satan.
Spanky's affair with Charlotte the spider develops into a fatal attraction. Captain Hero comes face to face with his arch-nemesis. Ling-Ling pursues his lifelong dream of becoming a dancer.
Wooldoor becomes a mascot for an evil cereal company. Meanwhile, Toot finds all five UPCs with the help of Foxxy and stops the company from enslaving kids.
The housemates, as baby versions of themselves, accidentally kill their babysitter and try to cover it up from the babysitter's rich boyfriend Chad, their carers, and the infant Captain Hero.
Ling-Ling is sent to foster care to Foxxy's father, who turns out to be Uncle Ben of Uncle Ben's Rice fame. Captain Hero discovers how to communicate through time with his younger self when his nipple ring is struck by lightning.
Toot and Foxxy make a bet concerning sex: Toot going to start having it and Foxxy stopping, which leads to Toot being worshiped by millions, and Foxxy confronting those who made her what she is today: Phat Allan and his Junkyard Pals.
Is it American Idol? Is it Survivor? No, it's both, as the house mates battle it out through the gift of song to determine who stays and who gets evicted.
When Toot challenges Foxxy to cease having sex, Toot discovers that no one wants to have sex with her until she is hit by a car containing an Indian family, where she is eventually given the title of "King of India".
The housemates compete in an American Idol-type talent contest. At the end of the show, the housemates read a letter telling them they have been cancelled and walk into a room marked "Unemployment".
