2004

S3.E1 ∙ Listen to the Rain on the Roof

Sat, Sep 23, 2006

While visiting Mike, who is in a coma, Susan is invited on a date by another man; Gabrielle and Carlos are getting divorced, but briefly reunite when their surrogate runs away; Lynette realizes Kayla is more than she can handle.

8.1 /10

S3.E2 ∙ It Takes Two

Sat, Sep 30, 2006

Bree and Orson's wedding doesn't go as planned; trouble ensues when Ian's in-laws show up; Xiao-Mel goes into labor.

8 /10

S3.E3 ∙ A Weekend in the Country

Sat, Oct 07, 2006

Bree and Orson's honeymoon is interrupted when Bree discovers Andrew is homeless; Tom's camping trip with the kids ends with an emergency; Gabrielle runs into John; Susan's quiet romantic getaway with Ian doesn't go as planned.

7.8 /10

S3.E4 ∙ Like It Was

Sat, Oct 14, 2006

Mike wakes up from his coma, with no memory of the last two years; Lynette persuades Tom to look for a new job; Carlos moving back into the house escalates his and Gabrielle's personal war.

7.9 /10

S3.E5 ∙ Nice She Ain't

Sat, Oct 21, 2006

The Solises' divorce reaches new levels of bitterness; Susan is determined to jog Mike's memory; Mike's phone number is discovered on a dead woman's body.

7.8 /10

S3.E6 ∙ Sweetheart, I Have to Confess

Sat, Oct 28, 2006

Susan professes her love for Ian; Gabrielle and Carlos try to rekindle their love; Bree learns more about Orson's past; Nora and Lynette go to war; Mike starts to remember things.

8 /10

S3.E7 ∙ Bang

Sat, Nov 04, 2006

The day begins just as every other... Except today, there will be a deadly hostage situation in a local supermarket.

9.5 /10

S3.E8 ∙ Children and Art

Sat, Nov 11, 2006

When Gabrielle travels to New York with the desire to return to modeling, she finds it hard to go back on her terms, rather than her client's. Back on Wisteria Lane, Lynette comes home from the hospital to recover from the shooting, and copes with the fact that her boys heard that she was shot at the supermarket. Lynnette is also grateful to Art Shephard for saving her life, but later finds some unsettling things about him. Susan comes home from a date with Ian to find Julie on the couch with a boy: the trouble-making Austin. However, Susan's attempts to keep them apart by bringing her ex-husband, Karl, into the equation backfires greatly. Bree struggles to find out why Orson will not tell her the reasons behind his strained relationship with pesky and obnoxious mother Gloria. Detective Ridley continues investigating the murder of the mystery woman, Monique, and begins to zero on Mike Delfino.

7.8 /10

S3.E9 ∙ Beautiful Girls

Sat, Nov 18, 2006

Lynnette, having learned about her new neighbor, Art Shepherd's, obsession, assumes that he's a pedophile and goes to the police, but she is told that they cannot do anything about it. Gabrielle gets a shot to train a group of young girls about being a model. Susan learns that Ian has a butler, named Rupert, who quietly disapproves of her dating Ian. Meanwhile, Bree learns what it's like to live with her new mother-in-law, Gloria, and decides it time to get her a place of her own. But Bree isn't prepared when Gloria reveals Orson's secret about his past romance with the dead Monique. Also, the homeless Carlos moves in with Mike, who begins to think that he might have killed Monique.

7.8 /10

S3.E10 ∙ The Miracle Song

Sat, Nov 25, 2006

When Ian tells Susan that his parents will be visiting them for Christmas, Susan dumps the news to him that she can't cook. Gabrielle is willing to drop Amy, the worst child in her modeling consulting class, by getting between her and the girl's father... hunky Bill Pearce. Bree is having misgivings about dumping Orson at the curb after learning about his past with Monique, but begins to see him in a new light when he reveals how his mother conspired with Alma to trick him into marriage. However, Orson's mother Gloria is revealed all this time to be conspiring with Orson's ex-wife Alma, to destroy him. Edie dumps Mike when he gets arrested for the murder of Monique, leading to him to finally see the selfish tramp that Edie really is. Susan tries to help Mike, but Ian resents Susan's meddling with her former boyfriend. The whole neighborhood dumps on Art Shepherd when Lynette spreads the word that she thinks he's a pedophile, which puts a fatal strain on Art's crippled sister Rebbecca's heart.

8.1 /10

S3.E11 ∙ No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds

Sat, Jan 06, 2007

Alma reveals to the world she wasn't dead, and Bree ends her friendship with Susan. Lynette has a hard time making Kayla feel she is part of the family.

7.9 /10

S3.E12 ∙ Not While I'm Around

Sat, Jan 13, 2007

Bree freaks about the security of her home life when she learns Orson's ex-wife, Alma, is moving in down the street in the old Applewhite house. Meanwhile, Gabrielle freaks about her own home security when she learns she has a stalker, and goes even further when she learns the identity of her secret admirer: the natty and unbalanced-as-ever Zach Young, who has inherited Noah Taylor's entire estate, while Carlos is just plain amused by Gabby's new admirer. Elsewhere, Tom becomes angry when he learns Lynette helped him secure the liquor license after he told her that he did not want any help to open his restaurant. In prison, Mike is approached by Paul Young (whom he does not remember), who tries to get on Mike's good side by pretending to be an old friend so he can seek revenge. Also, Susan freaks when she learns that Julie has secured birth control pills to consummate more her growing romance with Austin, who finally gets caught with Danielle by Susan and Edie.

7.9 /10

S3.E13 ∙ Come Play Wiz Me

Sat, Jan 20, 2007

Susan and Gabrielle hatch a plan to bail Mike out of jail, which means Gabby has to spend more time with her psychotic secret admirer, Zach Young, who agrees to post Mike's bail and hire him another lawyer after the one Ian hires persuades Mike to plead guilty to Monique's murder. Susan also learns that Ian's comatose wife, Jane, has taken a turn for the worse and spends time at the hospital with a friend of Jane's. In prison, Paul Young confides in Mike about his past and persuades him to try get his troubled son to visit him. Meanwhile, Orson becomes victim to a plot between his vicious mother Gloria, and his scheming ex-wife Alma who drugs and attempts to seduce Orson to bring him back into her life... until Bree finds out. Also, Lynnette gets pressured to skip another day of work to help Tom set up a street fair for some additional advertisement prior to the opening of his new pizzeria.

7.7 /10

S3.E14 ∙ I Remember That

Sat, Feb 10, 2007

Mike begins to remember parts of his past while visiting a hypnosis therapist in his attempt to remember the night that Monique Pollier was murdered. Meanwhile, Susan attends Jane's funeral where she, unwisely as always, tells the attendees about her romantic relationship with Ian to throw them off his course. Lynnette crosses swords with Tom over who has the last word as to who's hired/who's fired from his pizzeria when she fires the loafing and troublesome Austin without his permission. Orson finally reveals the truth about his involvement with Monique Pollier's murder to Bree. When Alma thinks about giving up on trying to break up Orson and Bree, Gloria imprisons Alma in her own house to carry out her revenge plan on her own by attempting to murder Bree with a fall off a ladder. Also, the unbalanced and quick-tempered Zach interferes with Gabrielle's life when she has a date with a lawyer friend of Zach's.

8 /10

S3.E15 ∙ The Little Things You Do Together

Sat, Feb 17, 2007

A drunk Gabirelle finds herself in bed with Zach; Tom prepares for Scavo's Pizzeria grand opening; A surprise proposal is made; The truth about Monique's murder is finally revealed.

8.6 /10

S3.E16 ∙ My Husband, the Pig

Sat, Mar 03, 2007

In narration, Bree's deceased husband gives his own account of what's going on in the neighborhood and how he feels about it.

8 /10

S3.E17 ∙ Dress Big

Sat, Apr 07, 2007

Lynette's unhappy with the new uniforms for the wait staff at Scavo Pizzeria. Gabrielle meets Victor's ex-wife, Penelope. Ian's parents, Graham and Liz, come for a visit.

7.8 /10

S3.E18 ∙ Liaisons

Sat, Apr 14, 2007

When a new employee at the pizzeria takes an unexpected interest in Lynette, Tom feels threatened, and Susan considers moving away from Wisteria Lane.

7.9 /10

S3.E19 ∙ God, That's Good

Sat, Apr 21, 2007

Incriminating, indiscreet photos of Gaby and her new boyfriend Victor surface, causing problems with his mayoral campaign. And two residents of Wisteria Lane share an unexpected moment of passion.

8 /10

S3.E20 ∙ Gossip

Sat, Apr 28, 2007

Angry and frustrated over learning that both Ian and Mike have been competing with each other to win her affections, Susan goes to a therapist and realizes she must choose between Ian and Mike. Gabrielle's engagement party at the Scarva Pizzaria is upstaged by an unexpected announcement from Edie who tells her about her dating Carlos. Gabrielle tries to persuade both Lynette and Susan not to speak to Edie. But Edie yet again outsmarts everyone by hiring Lynette to cater to Travers 10th birthday party and to show off Carlos to the rest of the neighborhood. Meanwhile, Lynette continues spending more time after hours at the pizzeria talking with Rick to avoid going home her noisy and dysfunctional home life, while Tom thinks about returning to work to keep a closer eye on Lynette and Rick. Elsewhere, the rest of the neighborhood is full of gossip about the dead body of Mrs. McClusky's husband found in her basement freezer on Wisteria Lane, and only Parker seems to know the truth about her husband's demise.

8.1 /10

S3.E21 ∙ Into the Woods

Sat, May 05, 2007

In the aftermath of Victor's election as mayor of Fairview, Gabrielle is led to believe she has a new-found power, but unwisely uses it to try to avoid getting a parking ticket and winds up getting arrested. Lynnette and Rick find out just how powerless they are when the pizzeria is robbed and they're forced to spend the night together trying to stay warm in a locked cooler. Tom, on the other hand, figures there's something going on between the two of them when he sees the surveillance tape from the robbery and therefore, threatens Rick and his job. Susan, having lost Ian, turns to find Mike who has gone on a hiking trip, and being crazy and klutzy as always, she literally gets lost in the woods. Back in Fairview, just when Carlos bonds more with Travers, Edie's ex-husband, Charles, arrives wanting to take the boy home with him and Edie tries to prevent it from happening.

8 /10

S3.E22 ∙ What Would We Do Without You?

Sat, May 12, 2007

Susan and Mike finally get engaged after he proposes to her in an unusual way, while Gabrielle has a similar approach with Victor. But after Gabrielle and Susan flip out over Gabby "stealing" Susan's wedding, they make up by offering a double ceremony. But Susan has second thoughts, and Victor tells Gabrielle that he won't stand for it, so his wedding plans still remain up in the air. Meanwhile, Lynnette reveals she had feelings for Rick, after Tom tries to con her into a couples therapy session with a friend. Also, Edie tries to convince Carlos that they should be living together, and Edie yet again turns on her devious side to ensue he does what she wants.

8 /10

S3.E23 ∙ Getting Married Today

Sat, May 19, 2007

Bree returns from her honeymoon with Orson. Lynette's mother comes to town, as Lynette faces the possibility of cancer. Gabrielle's and Susan's weddings both take place.

8.6 /10