Episode list

Barney Miller

Evacuation

Wed, Sep 22, 1976
Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure. Fish meets Jilly Pappalardo, a young thief.
7.7 /10
Quarantine: Part 1
Wojo brings in a sick perpetrator who collapses on the floor. The entire precinct is placed under quarantine, including a prostitute who gets friendly with Fish, Marty, Mr Driscoll, and Inspector Luger.
8.1 /10
Quarantine: Part 2
Everyone tries to get through the night of quarantine, and they learn more about each other in the process.
8.2 /10
Bus Stop

Wed, Oct 13, 1976
A robber is confined to the precinct with his bus load of victims.
7.8 /10
The Election

Wed, Oct 20, 1976
It's Election Day. A woman, being prevented by her husband from voting, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention. A shoplifter is escorted to vote by Wojo and then lost by him. Inspector Luger campaigns for a political crony.
7.6 /10
Werewolf

Wed, Oct 27, 1976
A man claiming to be a werewolf causes a disturbance in the park.
8.7 /10
The Recluse

Wed, Nov 10, 1976
A man who hasn't left his apartment since World War II is brought in for refusing to serve jury duty. A prophet claims the end is near, i.e. 5:30 p.m.
7.6 /10
Noninvolvement

Wed, Nov 17, 1976
Wojo brings in a man for refusing to help a mugging victim, but Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.
7.7 /10
Christmas Story
Fish goes undercover to catch a mugger who's targeting Santas. Wojo doesn't know how to tell Yemana that his Christmas Eve date is a call girl. Luger fishes for an Christmas Day invitation from Barney.
8.1 /10
Hash

Wed, Dec 29, 1976
Everyone on the squad except Barney is stoned by hashish-laced brownies made by Wojo's new girlfriend. An actor and a critic duel with swords.
9.3 /10
Smog Alert

Wed, Jan 05, 1977
The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.
7.5 /10
Community Relations
Barney is charged with harassment when he arrests a blind shoplifter. An evicted tenant threatens a landlord with a musket.
8.4 /10
Fire '77

Wed, Jan 26, 1977
Thanks to a suicidal couple, the precinct may go up in flames.
7.5 /10
Abduction

Wed, Feb 02, 1977
A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.
7.7 /10
Sex Surrogate

Wed, Feb 09, 1977
Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile. Weary of waiting for a promotion, Levitt announces that he's quitting the force.
7.8 /10
Moonlighting

Wed, Feb 16, 1977
Barney discovers that Harris has a second job. Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods. A racketeer is using a mentally challenged boy as an assistant.
8.2 /10
Asylum

Wed, Feb 23, 1977
Wojo prematurely grants asylum to a Russian defector. Marty is charged with a parole violation for possessing a half-ounce of marijuana.
8.2 /10
Group Home

Wed, Mar 09, 1977
Yemana assists a bigoted Army officer when a bomber threatens a recruiting facility. Fish takes a turn at mugging detail.
7.8 /10
Strike: Part 1

Wed, Mar 23, 1977
The city is threatened with a police force strike. A woman is robbed by her computer date.
8 /10
Strike: Part 2

Wed, Mar 30, 1977
Barney and Inspector Luger staff the precinct alone while the detectives are on strike.
8 /10

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