When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever.
Lindsey is asked to sing the National Anthem at a televised event. Despite a tight schedule, Nick puts everything off until the morning, expecting to wake up extra early to get everything done. After oversleeping by a few hours, various disasters occur further slowing them down, including Kevin being sick.
Suzanne and Nick get competitive in determining who is the better cook and both attend the same cooking class before their showdown. Terrence tries out a dating site after encouragement from the kids, and ends up matching with a girl just like him.
Suzanne gets a promotion and receives a gaudy gift from her mother-in-law during the family celebration. Nick recognizes it as the expensive gift he got for his mother. Suzanne believes the gift proves Marilyn doesn't like her, but finds out the item was a re-gift from Marilyn that Nick had given her. Lindsey has a fake ID that is so unlike her that Kevin makes her a good one, and he quickly becomes the go-to guy for fake IDs among Lindsey's classmates.
Suzanne's temper and bad attitude lead to her getting locked up after being pulled over for a broken taillight and Nick has to come bail her out. Terrence is searching for a community menace making threatening calls that is actually an ongoing hoax by Kevin.
The entire family plays pranks on one another, to the chagrin of Suzanne. But when the family ignores Nick's choking because they think it's another prank, Nick has a near-death experience and embraces his Zen side.
When the family's morning routine devolves into fighting, Gigi suggests that they try an old sorority exercise called the Lemon Squeeze in order to turn their problems around.
Both Suzanne and Nick's mothers visit along with Terrence, and tensions run high. Nick and Yati clash and worsen Nick's relationship with Suzanne. Suzanne's mother reveals an explosive secret, and an oblivious Nick sticks his foot in his mouth when he gets what's been bothering him off his chest.
When Lindsey accompanies Suzanne to work and meets an old friend of her mother's, a misunderstanding causes Lindsey to believe she may have an older brother. While Nick teaches Kevin the art of seduction
Frustrated by her family wasting food by not finishing their plates, Suzanne and Nick persuade the kids to contribute to a charity to provide help for those less fortunate. Lindsey and Kevin sign up for a virtual adoption for a children's fund in Africa that immediately starts trying to coerce more money from the kids with hard luck stories. Nick mistakenly orders a masseuse chair when trying to buy a deluxe massage chair.
Everyone tries to resolve personal issues while stuck in line the morning of a Black Friday sale. Kevin anticipates buying a new video game, Lindsey meets a boy, relationship problems plague Martin and Terrence hopes to buy toys for charity.
Comical chaos ensues when the gang waits in line to shop at a department store on Black Friday. Here, Kevin anticipates buying a new video game, Lindsey meets a boy,
Nick faces a personal crisis when he realizes he's the same age his father was when he died and becomes determined to live life to the fullest. Kevin and Troy set up a black market candy exchange at their school to get rich and against the school's policy of providing only healthy food options.
