The brewery wants the pub to have a more country feel about it by changing it's food and drinks menu and having a stuffed pheasant on the bar, which to Guv's delight, a customer identifies as the exact one that belonged to Prince Albert.
The pub's full of stress and panic - Connie's got a philosophy exam coming up, Guv's received a disturbing letter, and Terry's concerned about his lunch.
It's the night of the Barsteward's annual secret ball and Guv's uninvited but the promise of alcohol and a sex orgy proves too tempting and he decides to sneak in thanks to some help from uncle Barry.
Vicky tells Guv that if his "barman's hand" isn't sorted out by the end of the day he won't be allowed to run the pub anymore. Then the Frenchman who ran off with his wife turns up and reveals she's left him as well - for a German.