Dick is the narrator of Pinocchio, with guests Eddie as Gepetto and Moms as the fairy. Paul holds forth on the money spent on the space program. The Byrds perform "Mr. Spaceman." Tom, Dick and guests sing "That's Life."
Tom and Dick join Ricardo Montalban in spoofing TV ads. Pat Paulsen gives his viewpoint on sex ed. Diahann Carroll does a bio on imaginary jazz great Bix(Tom). Diahann sings "This Time." First Edition performs "I Found a Reason."
Tom is a rebellious George Washington and Agnes Moorehead his mother. A salute to apples spoofs Tom as Adam and Leigh French as Eve with Pat Paulsen the snake. The Hollies sing "Carrie Ann" and "Dear Eloise."
In a reversal guest Tallulah Bankhead is the captain in a Mata Hari skit with Tom the notorious spy. There is also a musical tribute to guns. The Temptations sing "Swanee." Tom and Tallulah duet "My Funny Valentine."
Pat Paulsen announces he is running for president after evaluating potential candidates. Musical guest Glen Campbell sings "Hey, Little One" than has a duet with John Hartford performing "Gentle on My Mind." Comedienne Moms Mabley even has a number "Without a Mom."
