Romanticizing a relationship with John, Carly gives up being a call girl and buys the bar, not realizing that John's become smitten with new neighbor Catherine.
The guys find a film in a storage room that shows the JFK assassination from a different angle. Meanwhile, Eggers decides she wants John to sire her baby.
John Deals with the Boredom when His Vacation plans with Catharine are Dashed, until Him and His Crew go down to The Basement until Oscar was Hanging out Down there when They were Watching an Erotic Movie in His Apartment.
Mahalia attracts an admirer who wants to buy her a cheese sandwich. Dexter's impression of Carly's lousy mood moves John to cheer her up with a dance but unfortunately, Catherine walks in on them.
Dexter dates a beautiful woman who shares John's name (the woman's father always wanted a boy). When Dexter kisses her he only sees John (Larroquette) with long hair.
John hears about a better paying job opening at the New Orleans bus station. When he arrives he finds his co-workers are also applying for the same job.
John sticks up for Dexter and Gene when they are profiled and arrested for just standing around outside a theater, but his tirade gets him arrested also.
John's old drunk acquaintance Jefferson Kelly (played by David Cassidy) shows up rolling down some stairs to the station floor. John decides to help him dry up.
John is shocked to see a topless photo of his daughter (Mayim Bialik) in Playpan Magazine. She then makes a surprise visit with her boyfriend who has taken a vow of silence.
