When Stacy and Bradley discover Lance is afraid of the dark, they use this as an advantage to get back at him and Russell. The kids try to entertain themselves when a storm prevents them from having recess.
Bradley drinks six cans of Mr. Fizzy and desperately searches for a bathroom to pee in. Even though she's supposed to clean her closet, Stacy and Bradley go on a spelunking adventure.
Selling chocolate bars for a school trip leads to an adventure in the ruthless world of big business. After having to constantly clean up after the kids at the Latchkey Complex, Stanley volunteers the gang in the Saturday Morning Garbage Patrol.
Stacy finds herself in the middle of a war when Stella and Stanley are each throwing simultaneous birthday parties for her. Stacy and Bradley skip school then eventually driven back for their own fear of trouble.
Stacy and Bradley spend their entire day trying to break world records by making the biggest pancake. Bradley, Russell and Lance try to sneak into Melody's "girly" party once they hear that the party will have a good deal of Mr. Fizzy and cake at the swimming pool.
Stacy and Bradley's teasing of each other causes an accidental feud between themselves, their friends, enemies and families. Bradley uses "Aqua Chimps" to become famous. Meanwhile, Frank has gone desperately hungry over his own bowl that Bradley used for his "Aqua Chimps".
The kids receive very weird report card grades. As it turns out, the weird grades are printed errors when Bradley accidentally crashed the whole line of school computers earlier in the episode, leaving Russell mistakenly chosen for the youngest genius program as he builds a stink bomb. Stacy accidentally throws away Stella's diamond wedding ring while pretending to be a princess, and Lance and Russell want to cash it in for money.
Bradley's overpowering desire to own a megadestroyer action figure serves as a catalyst for him and Stacy to organize a used toy sale. When Stacy and Bradley photocopy themselves, the photocopies come to life and they do Stacy and Bradley's work. They later get tired of doing the work and later become rogue.
Stacy and Bradley join the school newspaper, but things go terribly awry when their idea of a news headline results in Mr. Lederhosen and Mrs. Mobley getting suspended from Middlestick Elementary. It's summer vacation, and when the kids have nothing to do, Mr. D sends them out on a scavenger hunt.
Bradley and Stacy must consult Mr. D on the matters of farming, when a serious shortage of Cheez Poopers in the Latchkey Gardens area occurs. Stacy and Bradley rush to get ice cream from an ice cream truck, but it disappears the moment they get there. When Mr. D tells them that the owner of the ice cream truck froze to death after he fell off a cliff, they investigate to see if the truck's ghost is haunting them.
Stacy and Bradley both disagree on the definition of "roughing it". Stacy and Bradley find a winning token in a bag of Cheez Poopers. But when Frank takes it, they must get it back.
