Episode list

Roseanne

Inherit the Wind
An embarrassing episode for Becky during a student council meeting sees Roseanne sharing her most embarrassing moments from her own life with her daughter.
8 /10
Guilt by Disassociation
Tired and frustrated of her job selling magazines over the phone, Roseanne is ecstatic when she gets an interview at a meat packing plant that seems like a sure thing.
7.6 /10
Somebody Stole My Gal
An emotionally-needy architect at Dan's new job site adopts the Conners as a surrogate family much to their terror.
7 /10
House of Grown-Ups
Roseanne feels the empty nest syndrome when Jackie leaves for police training and Darlene goes to her first party.
7.6 /10
Five of a Kind

Mon, Oct 23, 1989
Roseanne is perturbed when a friend of Dan's plants a passionate kiss on her during Dan's weekly poker night with his buddies. The first appearance of Tom Arnold as Arnie.
7.2 /10
Boo!

Mon, Oct 30, 1989
The first of the annual Halloween episodes finds Roseanne doing her best to scare Dan who is waiting to hear about an important business deal going through.
8.6 /10
Sweet Dreams

Mon, Nov 06, 1989
Ten minutes alone in the bathtub is all Roseanne wants, and when she doesn't get it, her fantasies take hold for thirty wild and musical minutes.
5.1 /10
We Gather Together
Thanksgiving at the Conners' brings the usual family strife and hilarity as Roseanne is determined to make her parents stay at a motel and Jackie continues to hide the fact she joined the police.
8 /10
Lobocop

Mon, Dec 04, 1989
Working two jobs, Roseanne finds she and Dan are drifting apart and turns to Jackie for support.
7.3 /10
No Talking

Mon, Dec 11, 1989
Roseanne gets the silent treatment after clashing with Becky when she becomes the teenage daughter from hell.
7.7 /10
Chicken Hearts

Mon, Jan 01, 1990
Roseanne lands a job at a chicken restaurant, with a total dweeb for a supervisor. He wants her to work weekends, which she is unable to do, so she invites the boy to dinner and gets Dan to help him assemble his carburetor for school. But will the kindness pay off in the end?
7.7 /10
One for the Road
Becky and her friend make "tornadoes": a combination of several liquors they find in the liquor cabinet, topped off with a splash of root beer.
8.1 /10
Born to Be Wild
In his first appearance, Dan and Roseanne's old friend Ziggy returns for a visit, prompting the Conners to wonder what happened to themselves and when they became "old".
7.5 /10
Hair

Mon, Feb 05, 1990
Roseanne feels she's sunk to an all-time low when she gets a job sweeping up hair at a hair salon.
7.8 /10
I'm Hungry

Mon, Feb 12, 1990
Determined to squeeze back into an old pair of jeans, Roseanne commits herself (and Dan, much to his horror) to yet another dieting spree.
7.6 /10
To Tell the Truth
Jackie gives Roseanne the silent treatment after she's had enough of her interfering in her love life.
7 /10
Fender Bender

Mon, Mar 19, 1990
Roseanne and Dan contemplate a lawsuit after Mrs. Wellman rear-ends Roseanne in her car.
7.5 /10
April Fool's Day
The countdown to the deadline for filing their tax returns finds Dan and Roseanne running around in circles trying to get it done in time.
7.9 /10
Fathers and Daughters
Convinced that Dan and Becky's relationship needs some maintenance, Roseanne forces him to accompany Becky to the mall as she tries to bond with Darlene.
7.6 /10
Happy Birthday

Mon, May 07, 1990
For Roseanne's birthday, Dan fixes up the basement as a space for her to write and takes the kids away for the day. Roseanne is ecstatic...and then stricken with writer's block.
7.4 /10

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