Porkpie returns from a holiday in Guyana to discover he may have fathered a child 40 years ago, after a passionate night with Sexy Sheila The Potato Peeler from the chip shop.
The doctor insists that Michael and Mandy are trying too hard for a baby, and should spend two weeks apart. Michael stays with Porkpie while Mandy hits the town with Leone, but fate draws them back together sooner than planned.
When Benji's psychopathic ex-girlfriend shows up he pretends Leone is his new partner, which sends her into a violent frenzy. Meanwhile Porkpie opens a financial clinic to help the people of Peckham.
