Episode list

Meet the Browns

Meet the Parents
Sasha and Will try to adopt Brianna and Joaquin *after* they have been placed in a home. Also the Colonel tells Mr. Brown the neighboring frat house is growing marijuana.
6.3 /10
Meet the Profits
Brown starts charging the residents (and Cora) for amenities around the house - and it gets WAY out of hand: pay toilet, vending machine in the kitchen, parking meters, etc. The residents plot their revenge on Brown. Meanwhile, Will feels threatened when Sasha is offered a job that pays more than he makes.
4.4 /10
Meet the Class

Tue, Jun 02, 2009
Cora gets a job substitute teaching, thinking she'll be teaching "little angels". But she is tested when she's assigned some of the toughest students in the school. Meanwhile, Brown and London compete in a "fashion showdown" for a NY designer.
0 /10
Meet Mommie Dearest
Brianna and Joaquin's mother (Tanya) returns from jail. She finds out Will and Sasha are planning to adopt the kids, but she's determined to get them back so she can live off the welfare checks from her kids. Meanwhile, the Colonel got a sample in the mail"little blue pill" to improve his romantic life only thing is colonel don't have an issue getting it up .so he thought it would be funny if he gave Brown a pill so he gave Brown a pill for his head ake
0 /10
Meet Career Day

Tue, Jun 09, 2009
Will convinces Brianna to let him come to "Career Day" at her class, since her real father is in prison. She agrees, but is terribly disappointed when Will can't come because of an emergency at the hospital. Brown tries to fill in for Will, and it's...interesting. Brown decides to change his flamboyant ways, after his Career Day appearance, and acts and dresses much more conservatively.
6.1 /10
Meet the Matchmaker
Will and Sasha are determined to fight Tanya, and keep her from taking the kids. Meanwhile, London and Jesus continue their love/hate relationship.
4 /10
Meet the Cousins
Will has a lot of explaining to do when Sasha discovers photos on his cell phone from a bachelor party. Meanwhile, Mr. Brown searches his family tree and finds out that Mrs. Daisy's ancestors owned his family.
6.4 /10
Meet the Body

Tue, Jun 16, 2009
Brown is driving everyone crazy, preparing for the arrival of a magazine reporter who's doing an article on the house. Right before the reporter arrives, Edna informs Brown that her lover has died up in her room, and the residents have to try to get rid of the body before the reporter finds out. Brianna rejects Sasha's mothering efforts, when Sasha buys her a fancy dress for the upcoming cotillion
0 /10
Meet the Mexican
When his father visits, Jesus enlists the others to make his father believe that he is a successful lawyer with a cook, a maid and a butler. Also London is expecting a visit from her father.
0 /10
Meet the Entrepreneur
Everyone advises Brown to market the recipe to his delicious barbecue sauce. After Joaquim interrupts an amorous encounter between Will and Sasha, Will expresses doubts about adopting to Brown - and is overheard by Brianna.
4.6 /10
Meet the Ex

Tue, Jun 30, 2009
Will's gorgeous (and very free-spirited) socialite ex-girlfriend shows up as a donor for a charity benefit that he is chairing. Sasha is jealous of her, until she realizes who Lynn is really attracted to...Sasha. Edna is considering plastic surgery, so London steps in and convinces her and the ladies to throw a "Botox Party".
3.3 /10
Meet the E.R.

Tue, Jun 30, 2009
Brown is winged (grazed by a bullet) while arguing over food at a restaurant. He uses guilt to get waited on hand and foot but the stress of caring for him reveals a more serious medical condition in his caretaker.
4.8 /10
Meet the Secret
Brown is advised to make out a will and all is well until the Colonel infects Brown with paranoia fears about Cora killing him to inherit early. Will and Sasha learn about a secret between Joaquin and his baseball coach, Eddie.
4 /10
Meet the Intervention
After being given a lottery ticket which happens to be a $20 winner, Brown develops lotto fever and gambles away the money for the electric bill. Abuse in Brianna's past stops her from accepting a potential boyfriend.
4.2 /10
Meet the New Job
Cora is given a full-time teaching job at the high school by the attractive principal, Mr. Hughes, and is immediately challenged when troublesome Angie shows up to class, drunk. After discovering he's lost his nest egg, the Colonel has to try to get a job.
0 /10
Meet the Cougars
Brianna is plagued with boy troubles, as her young beau falls for Sasha. Meanwhile, when Edna's date for the theater falls ill, his nephew goes out with her instead.
5.2 /10
Meet the Gold Digger
Brown meets his soul mate, but she may be after more than his heart. Brianna gets arrested for shoplifting at the mall.
5.4 /10
Meet the Thief

Tue, Aug 18, 2009
A local burglary prompts the Colonel, Will and Jesus to launch a neighborhood watch group.
0 /10
Meet the Matrimony
Edna returns home with news that she's engaged; Will agrees to appear on a calendar at the hospital for charity.
3.4 /10
Meet the Man and the Mouse
Fed up with their lack of privacy, Will and Sasha decide to move out of Brown Meadows. Brown and the Colonel go to war in the house against a mouse.
0 /10
Meet the Real Dad
Brianna and Joaquin's dad gets out of prison, and shows up at the house. The Colonel reveals to Brown that he has fallen for Edna, and with Brown's help the Colonel makes his move.
4.3 /10
Meet the Hubby

Tue, Sep 08, 2009
Brianna and Joaquin's dad gets out of prison, and shows up at the house. Brianna must face who her father really is, not who she's imagined him to be all these years. The Colonel reveals to Brown that he has fallen for Edna, and with Brown's help the Colonel makes his move.
4 /10
Meet the H.B.I.C.
Cora and Sasha have a domestic power struggle when they clash over who rules the household. Elsewhere, Brown Meadows has a safety check when Brown runs an emergency-preparedness drill.
0 /10
Meet the Troublemaker
A student who is being bullied brings a gun to Cora's classroom. London is saddened when she realizes her probation is almost over and she'll be leaving Brown Meadows.
6.3 /10
Meet the Naked Truth
An overwhelmed Sasha has a night out and comes home tipsy to Brianna's shock. Brown and the Colonel attend an art class but to Brown's surprise Colonel is the model.
0 /10
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