Johnny borrows the Turbo Tea House Time Machine to travel back in time to get pirate training from Blackbeard.Mr. Whack-O sends Robo-Pals to all of the children of Porkbelly.
It's Pet Day at school and Dukey is excited, until he learns that Johnny is planning on taking Reptoslicer with him instead. Johnny wants the new Smash Bader 3 video game but is costs $40 and he only has $3.
An alien pod is destroying Porkbelly and stealing lots of cool stuff. Johnny & Dukey are bored. It's raining and they have nothing to do. So they sneak into Susan and Mary's lab.
Dad is fed up with Johnny not taking any responsibility and not doing his chores. Johnny's school assignment is to write a 500 word report on the Founding fathers of Porkbelly.
Johnny and Dukey want to win a radio station prize, - a trip to Mt. Porkbelly to ski the awesome run "Behemoth". There's a heat wave in Porkbelly and the kids are desperate to swim.
Dukey and Johnny try to invent something that will make Johnny stronger and braver than Bumper. Johnny is exhausted because he is staying up all night pillow boxing with Dukey. So he asks his sisters to build him a sleep ray that will put him to sleep 1 million times faster.
