2005

S2.E1 ∙ The Stag Do

Mon, Mar 13, 2006

The pregnant Nicki has now moved out to share a lesbian love nest with Sangita. Judith,a very nervous girl,moves in across the hall from Moz and seems likely girl friend material. Derrick,the former suit turned mucky vegetable grower,is about to marry Yasuko with Moz as best man so Cartoon Head throws a stag party but it all gets wildly out of hand.

7.5 /10

S2.E2 ∙ The Landlord

Mon, Mar 20, 2006

Waking up to find 200 pairs of shoes in the flat and filling it with foam,Moz is freaked to learn that his landlord,Mr. Rupani,is about to visit. Mr. Rupani fights shy of doing any repairs but is intrigued to see Moz's 'Good Parenting Guide' as no children are allowed in the flats and cannot help but notice the blood-stain on the wall from where Cartoon head shot Craig. Moz manages to explain it all away - sort of,though he can do without customers dropping in.

7.9 /10

S2.E3 ∙ The Hydroponics

Mon, Mar 27, 2006

Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul come to collect the stolen trainers they stored in the flat. Cartoon Head's appearance frightens Judith and,when Moz comforts her, Nicki appears,to collect her stuff,and gets the wrong idea. P.C. brings some White Widow dope plants which he and Moz grow in the attic hydroponically and with artificial light. Moz falls asleep and dreams about Craig and when he wakes up hears the pipes rattling and assumes it's Craig's ghost.

7.4 /10

S2.E4 ∙ The Seance

Mon, Apr 03, 2006

Moz asks elderly Mrs. Conybeare from downstairs to hold a seance in order to exorcise Craig's ghost. Various customers come along,including Brian,who tells Moz that Judith is a mortuary attendant who likes simulating sex with corpses. Mrs. Conybeare begins her seance and there is a loud crash but it is not a ghost,merely an undercover cop trailing Cartoon Head and hiding in the attic where he has knocked himself unconscious.With the seance over Judith admits to Moz that what Brian said is true. All the same she wants friendship and no more with Moz for now.

7.8 /10

S2.E5 ∙ The Boss

Mon, Apr 10, 2006

The undercover cop makes his escape having left a hidden camera in the attic. Psycho Paul,Cartoon Head and Steve appear,wanting to use Moz's flat in which to hide their prospective kidnap victim. Moz is not happy but Mr. Stemroach, the gang's boss - who speaks through an electronic voice-box - turns up and offers Moz two hundred and fifty pounds if he will oblige. In the meantime both Cartoon Head and Moz's brother Troy electrocute themselves.

7.3 /10

S2.E6 ∙ The Guest

Mon, Apr 17, 2006

It's the morning of Derrick's wedding to Yusako but before Moz can get to the church,Cartoon Head,Steve and Psycho Paul bring their kidnap victim - Mr. Rupani,the landlord,whom they are ransoming to his wife. Moz is not happy but then a whole load of customers,plus Judith,arrive and throw a party,getting Moz extremely stoned. He just about hears P.C. tell him to move the hydroponics,since they were caught on the hidden camera and a raid is due.

7.9 /10

S2.E7 ∙ The Delivery

Mon, Apr 24, 2006

A hung-over Moz wakes to find everybody gone except Judith,who has had her way with him whilst he was unconscious. Nicki turns up and Moz offers to give up dealing and get a job if she will return to him. P.C. also asks her to make a go of things with him when he comes to help Moz get rid of the White Widows. Moz lets slip to P.C. that Cartoon Head,misunderstanding Moz's request to take him out,shot Craig in the flat and they dumped the body. After various visitors have come and gone Nicki gives birth - to a rather tinted little boy.

7.3 /10

S2.E8 ∙ The Money

Mon, May 01, 2006

The police raid takes place but no drugs are found,just a photo of Craig's kids,which P.C. says are his. After Nicki has left with the baby - whose father,Kuldip,is off to Barcelona - to get back with Sangita,a drunk P.C. arrives and admits to his affair with Nicki. He and Moz fight but they are interrupted by the Stemroach gang,who give Moz the ransom money to take care of and accidentally stab P.C. though he survives. With everybody gone Judith sees this as her moment to come on to Moz but unfortunately the loft catches fire,leaving them on the roof.

7.4 /10