Unfortunately there was a harmonica amongst Elke's husband's booty which is her only friend in jail until Elke discovers her cell mate is a member of "the Family" and Joy drops in inappropriate comment in front of the police. The girls hold an estate-, make that garage-, sale to raise bail money.
Rick sees posing as Joy's husband for her Green Card fraud as an opportunity to appeal to other women but Joy becomes concerned when his first target is her immigration lawyer. Melanie meets Pete's mother and brother who both turn out to be a blast from the past.
A pair of Spanx reported by a fortune teller to provide good luck comes at the cost of some embarrassment to the girls. Meanwhile, Elka frets over the Indians and drools over Grady Sizemore.
Visiting Los Angeles Susan Lucci sticks it to Victoria again. Elka's on the hunt for celebrities. Melanie tries to sell her house but can't bear to part with it. And, of course, Joy gets insulted and manipulated.
Susan Lucci continues to torment Victoria. Joy learns she's been duped and plots revenge. Elke drags Melanie from one bad scene to another in her quest for Robert Redford.
Joy meets a guy at her therapists office, then steals his file to find out more about him. Victoria decides to help her career with a sex tape, and Elka brings a dog home that no one wants to adopt.
Joy finds a homeless man willing to marry her. Melanie takes a liking to a Cavaliers player and gets a crash course on the game from Elka. Victoria find a newscasting job that is a bit too quaint for her tastes.
Elke's beau can't even handle a mild Cleveland winter. Victoria's latest potential mate has a couple kids that are tougher than Susan Lucci. The girls try some volunteer work to get Joy her green card.
Elka's lawyer, disfigured in a sporting accident, loses favor with the judge, so Elka tries a little jury pandering. Victoria hits it off with the governor's ambitious wife and gets a juicy story that once again leaves Joy compromised.
With Elka on the lam and in the hay, the girls manage to set aside their own peculiar issues to track her down in Amish country. Curiously, they all take to the Amish life each in her own peculiar way.
The girls find their friends dates for their fake birthday. The dates turn out to be fakes as well but maybe a trade or two and a free agent will help.
Joy goes to a fertility clinic planning to have a child but her preferred donor is a little too close to home and has his eye on Melanie. Victoria gets a part as an old lady and attracts more attention than Elka.
The four girls go to a gay bar for a reason that seemed to make sense at the time. There, Victoria impersonates a drag queen impersonating herself and Elka learns a terrible truth from her youth.
Melanie learns she has charms she wasn't aware of and tries to get comfortable with them. Victoria uses Joy to get revenge for her co-anchor's practical jokes.
