Whilst Simon is concerned that he cannot realistically cry for his stage role Adam tells him that Barry has left Liz and Grandma appears to be a kleptomaniac. However it's Tanya's birthday and she has ordered Gary, a beefy stripper , for herself. Unfortunately Clive,who has fallen asleep in the loft and wet himself,appears and gets into a row with the stripper. Ultimately it would seem that Simon could learn about crying,not from Grandma,who will not be drawn on her bereavement,but from Gary.