Sketches include "Friday Edition," "Battle Boy," "A Night in Tehran (The Marx Brothers in Iran)," "Drugs R Us," "A Cop with 'Roids," and "Chicken Puppets". The Cars performs "Touch and Go," "Shoo Be Doo" and "Gimme Some Slack."
Sketches include "Skunkman," "Friday Edition," and "George Bargate: The Jehovah's Witnesses." Al Jarreau performs "Distracted" and "Spain (I Can Recall)."
Sketches include "Lunatic In The Kitchen," "Friday Edition" (featuring "Film Review with Larry David" reviewing Private Benjamin), and "Midnite Sermonette with Pastor James Babbett." Split Enz performs "I Got You" and "I Hope I Never."
Sketches include "Seeking Springsteen's Endorsement," "Dick Goes to Vegas," and "Friday Edition" (featuring Science Correspondent Bruce Mahler). Ted Nugent performs "Paralyzed" and "Scream Dream."
Sketches include "The Great 1980 Debate (a.k.a Reagan Tries to Be Like Jack Burns)," "White House Exorcist," "Enter the Matzoi," and "Political Break-Up." Dire Straits performs "Skateaway" and "Romeo and Juliet."
Sketches include "Reagan Moves Into the White House," "Battle Boy," "Drugs R' Us: Delivery Girl," "Atrocity at the Retirement House" (Tom Kramer film) Devo performs "Whip It" and "Uncontrollable Urge."
Sketches include "Star Wars Memories," "The Elephant Joke Man," "Ice Skating Convicts" (Tom Kramer film), and "The Brotherhood of the Men Who Ho-Hum Between Words". The Bus Boys performs "KKKay," "Johnny Soul'd Out" and "Minimum Wage."
Sketches include "Bruce Mahler's Pirate Song," "The Transphibians at the Pet Store," "The Latin DJ,". Pat Benatar performs "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" and "Hell Is For Children."
Sketches include "The Ronny Horror Picture Show," "Nat E. Dred: The Rasta Gourmet," and" Steve Forbert performs "Romeo's Tune," and "Get Well Soon." NOTE: Reruns removed "The Ronny Horror Picture Show" due to the producer of The Rocky Horror Picture Show being against the parody.
Sketches include "The Three Stooges: The Numb Boys," "Dick: Christmas," "Friday Edition featuring Friday Focus Report: Street Corner Santas," and "Strange Christmas Present." Rockpile performs "A Knife and a Fork" and "Teacher Teacher."
Sketches include "Backstage Cold Open," "The Life of George Carlin" (Tom Kramer film), George Carlin's stand-up, and "The Western Shop." George Thorogood and the Destroyers perform "I'm Wanted" and "Can't Stop Lovin'."
Sketches include "Popeye's Got a Brand New Bag," "Nat E. Dred: The Rasta Gourmet," "Friday Edition," "Draft Lottery Sweepstakes" (Tom Kramer film), and "Frieda Mueller, Art Agent." The Plasmatics performs "Living Dead" and "Butcher Baby."
Sketches include "That Darn Reagan," "Drugs R' Us," "Friday Edition" and "Henny Youngman's Dressing Room". REO Speedwagon performs "Don't Let Him Go" and "Keep On Loving You"
Don Novello hosts, in character as Father Guido Sarducci. Telma Hopkins and Joyce Vincent Wilson, the singing duo "Dawn," appear with Sarducci. Jefferson Starship performs "Find Your Way Back" and "Jane."