2013

S2.E1 ∙ Señor Stevia or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bean

Thu, Apr 03, 2014

Jozef arrives alone in Colombia to begin Season Two with the new owner of the show, Alex Trapp, while Makenzie, Matt, and Reuben are left behind in Wisconsin. Colombian fútbol star Radamel Falcao guest stars, Jozef does a report on support for Conan O'Brien's "Team Coco" in Libano, and Alex introduces a segment of his own, picking coffee beans on his farm. After Jozef fails to prove an adequate worker, Alex sends him packing with a new deal...

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S2.E2 ∙ Dash Cam Confessional

Thu, Apr 10, 2014

Matt runs into Jozef at the airport while Bon-hopping and offers him a ride. After Matt reveals he traded everything from the show to a mysterious man known as "The Collector", the two must do the show alone from Matt's car via his dash cam. Matt also explains that he gave The Collector the social security numbers and addresses of Makenzie, Reuben, Matt Mast, Scoonie, Uncle Glen, Jacob Woelfel, LaJa$zy J, Counselor Rick, Erica the Cat Lady, Interim Executive Producer Mario Lanza, and Dale ???? and that they all may have been abducted as a result. Jozef remembers Colombia fondly and explains to Matt that he must sell Alex Trapp's packages of white powder, which draws concerns from Matt.

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S2.E3 ∙ Vacuum on High

Thu, Apr 17, 2014

Jozef brings the stevia to Reuben's house, where Reuben I.D.s the powder instead as cocaine, agreeing to help Jozef sell it to repay Alex Trapp. Matt offers up his mom's house as a temporary studio and brings his mom out as a guest for a "Hot or Not" segment, between interruptions from her vacuuming, once during an important collect call to Jozef from Makenzie.

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S2.E4 ∙ Mercy, Mercy Me (The Apology)

Thu, Apr 24, 2014

Jozef and Matt broadcast from Earth Park in honor of Earth Day, but overlook the lighting situation and end up with a pitch black background instead. Matt Mast stops by with an Earth Day poem and Chelo III does a piece on sports after Reuben gives Jozef a coded update on the stevia sales. Matt receives a threatening call from The Collector and Jozef has a breakdown and apologizes for all of his failures.

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S2.E5 ∙ Eternal Sunshine of the Uncollected Mind

Thu, May 01, 2014

The identity of "The Collector" is revealed, with Uncle Glen, Former P.A. Matt's Best Friend Scoonie, and Jacob Woelfel the insane weatherman as the first kidnapping victims, held up in the old studio. Jozef and Matt broadcast from Professor VanOuchie's laboratory, where they manipulate the audio from a phone call from The Collector to discover the identity for themselves. Jozef doesn't like what he hears and VanOuchie offers a solution to help him forget all about this mess...

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S2.E6 ∙ That's Jozef in the Corner

Thu, Dec 11, 2014

Jozef is attacked by one of Matt Ott's "Robo-Ryan" robots in the jungle while living out his new life as a Colombian fisherman. However, fútbol star, Radamel Falcao arrives and leads him to a hologram projection of Professor VanOuchie who attempts to begin restoring Jozef's memory by sending him to Alex Trapp's farm to resume taping the show, telling Jozef he must say goodbye to his new Colombian family. Jozef and Alex host the show together at a coffee shop near the farm and Jozef does a field report about food in Bogotá. Ready to return to the United States, Jozef's memory of former Líbanese interviewee, Andrea Marcela, prompts him to convince Alex to let him stay so he may "pursue things" in Colombia.

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S2.E7 ∙ Gran Colombiana

Thu, Dec 18, 2014

Jozef excitedly prepares for his date with Andrea, but when he goes to meet her in the park, she is nowhere to be found. Jozef and Alex produce another episode in the coffee shop and Alex introduces his new series to be released in 2015, "Ecological Instant", but after the episode is over, Jozef expresses wanting to return home, and Alex arranges for Matt to pick Jozef up from the airport in the United States.

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S2.E8 ∙ The Matt in the Hat

Thu, Dec 25, 2014

Matt unveils his new gimmick, a new crazy hat for each week, an idea Jozef hates. Reuben returns to FNW, gaging how much of his memory Jozef retained so he may exploit it, Jozef interviews Emma Bernhoft about his film The Wayward Sun, and special guest Milltownproduct delivers a "gift rap" before getting into a scuffle with Santa Claus.

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S2.E9 ∙ The Grapes en Masse

Thu, Jan 01, 2015

Jozef brings a grape-eating New Year's tradition from Colombia to Friday Night Weekly as the new homeowners of the basement studio arrive wondering why there is a show being taped in their house. Kameelia Minley guest stars hosting a 2014 trivia game show with Jozef and Matt and Reuben hosts a crisis panel with Jacob Woelfel, Scoonie, and Uncle Glen as the "Basement Studio Survivors", recalling their capture by "The Collector" several months earlier.

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S2.E10 ∙ Bloody Well Left

Thu, Jan 08, 2015

FNW is celebrating Women's Week, but Reuben distracts Matt with donuts in the break area and puts on a disguise, replacing him at the desk to get close enough to Jozef to explain the problem he's created by padding the stevia supply that he believes to be cocaine with finely crushed glass, causing internal bleeding problems to their customers. Matt does a segment on "Women's Lefts" instead of women's rights, Matt Mast guest stars with a message for women, and Reuben brings back "The Reuben Report" with a piece on feminism.

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S2.E11 ∙ International Treasure

Thu, Jan 15, 2015

Max Splorer arrives on the FNW set with a grim forecast of a Matt Ott-led apocalypse that he read on the walls in the tombs of Egypt, declaring Jozef as the only hope to defeating Matt Ott and his army of Robo-Ryans as they descend on the Middle East to claim Ali Baba's treasure. Jozef and Max leave for Egypt, stopping in Dubai on the way.

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S2.E12 ∙ Aroma Sharif

Thu, Jan 22, 2015

One of Matt Ott's Robo-Ryans infiltrates Jozef's hotel room in Cairo, but Max Splorer kills it. Jozef and Max do the episode from a perfume oil shop in Egypt, Matt checks in with news on his own special mission, Jozef does a field report on the Great Pyramids, and Max discovers from reading more ancient hieroglyphs that they must return to Dubai and search the Persian Gulf, but run into trouble on the plane ride there...

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S2.E13 ∙ Dubai Stranger

Thu, Jan 29, 2015

Ryan the P.A. arrives in time to rescue Jozef and Max Splorer from their capture in Dubai. Matt checks in with an update on his latest mission, Jozef and Max play a game designed by Chelo III, "By the Eyes: A Celebrity Guessing Game", and Jozef does a field report on the women of the UAE and the abaya and niqab garments.

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S2.E14 ∙ Phoning It In

Thu, Feb 05, 2015

Jozef sells the show, forced to bring things to a sudden end. Is this it for FNW?

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S2.E15 ∙ Epilogue

Thu, Jul 30, 2015

Jozef reflects on the disasters of "Friday Night Weekly" with Ryan the P.A. after "finally watching every episode" of the show and is inspired to get ordained as a priest online and begin his new show, "Holy Shit".

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