Season Two premiere. After rejecting Murray for spending too much time with another band, Bret and Jemaine find success managing themselves and land a deal to record an ad jingle; Dave shares his 'double-down' deal strategy.
Bret and Jemaine's fortunes unravel after Bret buys a new tea cup. With emergency band funds unavailable, Jemaine takes desperate measures in hopes of supplementing their income.
After disparaging rappers in a song, Bret starts a gang when he fears for his safety while Murray endures a series of degrading encounters with members of the Australian consulate.
Murray tries to elevate Bret and Jemaine on his friendship graph, bringing his inquisitive best friend Jim in on the plan. Mel demands an apology from Bret for inappropriate dream behavior.
After a one-night stand, Jemaine is horrified to discover he has accidentally slept with an Australian. Bret and Murray are also dismayed, but Jemaine can't resist continuing to date her.
Bret and Jemaine both fall for Brahbrah, a lazy-eyed woman whose missing dog has epilepsy, leading to a duel, a canine benefit and a couple of new tunes.
Foiled by the White House, Murray arranges a presidential meeting for the visiting Prime Minister of New Zealand. A tribute gig ends with Jemaine getting a date with Karen, an Art Garfunkel fanatic.
Unable to pay off their back rent, Bret and Jemaine move in with Mel and Doug. Murray looks to cash in on a stage play about the Conchords' travails which results in Bret and Jemaine being deported back to New Zealand.
