Gwen's recently widowed mother, Rita, comes for a visit and gets a lesson about the real world. Meanwhile, Guy introduces country music night at Clockworks.
A prospective new client is a woman Gwen previously lied to about Terry's mental stability (or lack thereof). Meanwhile, Ashley gets a bad review and decides to give up female impersonation.
A sleazy rival tries to steal away a client, so Gwen and Terry scheme to outmaneuver him. Meanwhile, Danny's agent tries to find a job for a loony bar patron who thinks he's Benjamin Franklin.
Gwen encourages Mrs. Francis to quit her job and follow her bliss, but the only thing that makes her happy is cooking eggrolls. Meanwhile, Danny's new agent sells his harrowing play about junkies to a children's theater.
Tension is high when Gwen's mother Rita arrives unannounced for Thanksgiving and discovers her ex-fiancée is on the guest list. Meanwhile, Danny's last minute attempt to obtain a turkey hits several snags.
Gwen and a fireman have a mutual interest in one another, but neither wants to give the other the upper hand. Meanwhile, Danny tries to force interesting conversation from the bar patrons for use in his writing.
Gwen gives her high school boyfriend a job, but Terry quickly discovers he's inept. Danny attempts to write an article about Guy for a bartender's magazine, but he finds the only interesting about Guy is that he's a total mystery.
While volunteering at the church, Terry finds herself tempting three hunky seminary students. Meanwhile, Gwen convinces Guy to help her cheat the church's thrift store out of designer clothes.
After mistakenly giving Mr. Lux a rent check from their business account, Terry dreams she and her friends are in an episode of "Mission: Impossible," attempting to get the check back.
Gwen makes Mickey wait until their fifth date to have sex, but complications arise (or rather, don't). Meanwhile, Terry and Danny enter a writing competition and discover they have vastly different memories of the same childhood event.
While Gwen's vacationing with her boyfriend, Terry's recently divorced friend Debbie sleeps over... in Danny's bed. Meanwhile, Ashley's upcoming audition for a straight role leads him to recruit Guy and Danny to teach him how to act manly.
Terry reluctantly goes out with Steve, then enlists Gwen to help her break up with him. Meanwhile, Guy and Danny use found money to score Knicks tickets.
When Gwen's coverage lapses, she and Terry pose as a lesbian couple to cheat the insurance company. Meanwhile, Guy competes for the title Mr. New York.
Mrs. Francis opens her eggroll shop, but Gwen finds herself unable to come up with any promotional ideas. Meanwhile, Danny sleeps with a lesbian rock star.
