In the first story, Cyrano de Bergerac, a brave poet/soldier, is cursed with a gigantic nose. He is in love with Roxana, but she is love with the moronic Christian de Neuvillette, so now Cyrano has to help him. In the second story, Don Ramón is sowing plants in the patio. After Doña Florinda unjustly slaps him in the face, Don Ramón, Mr. Barriga, Chavo and Quico come up with a new motto: we must love our enemies.