Dharma has befriended the checkout girl at their grocery store, and when she finds out the girl is giving up her baby for adoption, Dharma volunteers herself and Greg as prospective parents.
In order to get away for a romantic anniversary, dharma and Greg tell their parents they're having marital problems and need time alone. Each takes to heart the excuses the other gives the folks, and they start bickering.
Dharma realizes how decadent Pete is when she offers to care for him after he pulls muscles in both arms, so she sets out to rehabilitate him. Guest staring: Andrew "Dice" Clay.
Dharma and Greg find a secret room in their new apartment full of dolls and are spooked when two new dolls that look exactly like Dharma and Greg suddenly appear.
Much to Greg's chagrin, Dharma accepts the invitation of a neighborhood teenager to be his date for a high school homecoming dance. Meanwhile, Kitty sues Larry for personal injury.
Dharma feels she's gotten away from her true nature since her marriage. She has a vision of the old Indian from the first season and is inspired to go on a vision quest without Greg.
Dharma is drawn to an old storefront and starts to refurbish it without knowing what she's going to sell. Greg's boss gives him the same performance review ranking as Pete.
Dharma is exposed to football for the first time and becomes a rabid ran, convinced that if she's not at the game, her team won't win. Guest starring: Steve Young.
Edward's mother is dying, and Dharma wants her to make peace with Kitty, who grandma has never accepted into the family. Grandma gives Dharma a Stradivarius, wanting to hear it played again.
Dharma drags Greg out shopping as Southerners, and they meet a real Southern gentleman who Greg meets again in the courtroom when he's revealed to be a judge.
Greg won't tell Dharma he's working late with his ex-girlfriend because he doesn't want to upset her on her birthday. Meanwhile, Kitty's horse falls in love with Dharma and follows her home.
Dharma's ticketed while feeding parking meters in a 'random act of kindness,' and her fight with city hall leads her to run for a seat with the Board of Supervisors. Jane and Pete marry for Valentine's Day.
Greg's convinced he could whip Dharma's campaign into winning shape, but she insists on doing it her way. She fires Greg off her 'staff,' and he watches her floundering debate with another candidate.
Dharma follows Greg's lead and starts telling the people what they want to hear, but she gets sick with psychosomatic diseases when her body manifests her misgiving bout lying to get ahead.
Dharma invests in a clothing company and loses her shirt, so she asks newly-retired Edward to help her turn the company around. Kitty becomes angry when Edward starts spending all his time there.
Dharma reveals Kitty's impoverished upbringing while presenting her an award at the country club and Kitty retaliates with a Cold War against Dharma; refusing to see her. Pete and Jane decide to divorce.
Dharma notices a tile is loose and has Larry come over to fix it. He opens up the wall, creating construction problems that escalate until Greg has a blow-up with him and throws him out of the apartment.
Dharma and Greg will be separated for the first time when he flies to Washington to try a case. Dharma dreams that his plane will crash, and she'll stop at nothing to prevent him from going.
