Episode list

Brows Held High

The Girlfriend Experience
Oancitizen examines The Girlfriend Experience that follows the life of a prostitute named Chelsea, played by porn star Sasha Grey, and gives a blunt, yet honest critique of the life of someone in the world's oldest profession.
0 /10
Eraserhead

Thu, Mar 29, 2012
Oancitizen reenacts the movie Eraserhead with his pals from the desktop.
6 /10
Tromeo & Juliet

Thu, Apr 26, 2012
Oancitizen and The Cinema Snob finally team up and review a travesty of a movie that takes a beloved Shakespeare classic and turns it into an exploitation film.
8.6 /10
Primer

Fri, May 04, 2012
Our favorite citizen takes a look at a boring, low-budget film about the lives of two engineers who build something of a time machine, and has a run-in with a few of his clones.
8.2 /10
What Is It?

Fri, May 11, 2012
Oancitizen discovers and watches a strange film by Crispin Glover that is ripe with Nazis, minstrel shows, kids with Down Syndrome, and snails. Lot's of snails. Oancitizens struggles to find the hidden meanings, and ends up going insane in the process.
0 /10
Vinyl

Thu, Jun 14, 2012
Oancitizen reviews one of the only Andy Warhol films with a plot...and it's a plot you may recognize.
0 /10
W the Movie

Fri, Jul 06, 2012
Oancitizen gets political when he stumbles upon a parody of the Bush administration too relentlessly weird to pass up.
0 /10
The Future

Fri, Jul 27, 2012
After receiving a ton of flack over his last review of a Miranda July film, Oancitizen hopes to start anew by looking at another of Miss July's works.
0 /10
Häxan

Fri, Aug 10, 2012
In a gimmicky change of pace, Ralph reviews a silent movie in the silent movie style, complete with subtitles and a somber soundtrack.
0 /10
The Idiots

Mon, Sep 03, 2012
It's another Lars Von Trier film. This time, Oan looks at one of Von Trier's entries into the Dogme-95 movement, and tries to follow the strict rules set forth by the movement when doing his review. Hi-jinx to follow.
0 /10
Ken Park

Mon, Sep 17, 2012
Oancitizen critiques Ken Park, a disturbing film that follows four teenagers and their violent, sexual escapades. It causes Oan to hate the small town of Vaselia, California, where the film is set, and turns to Diamanda Hagan for help.
7.2 /10
9 Songs

Tue, Oct 02, 2012
Oancitizen watches a film that follows a young couple who attend concerts and in between, have unsimulated sex, and in a new position each time. The film leaves Oan feeling very sexually frustrated.
0 /10
Vase De Noces

Tue, Oct 23, 2012
Ralph finally gives in and reviews the notorious pig-loving movie, which nearly pushes him to his breaking point.
0 /10
The Anatomy of Hell
Oancitizen reviews a sexually graphic film, which explores every biological and natural aspect of the female anatomy and the inherent fear of it felt by men.
6.1 /10
Shortbus

Fri, Nov 30, 2012
The 'Citizen checks out a movie that is the epitome of sex on film. A cinematic orgy for the ages.
0 /10
Melancholia

Sat, Dec 08, 2012
Ralph Oancitizen celebrates his 50th episode by looking at the 2011 Lars Von Trier drama/sci-fi Melancholia. He praises Kirsten Dunst, but special praise is for Udo Kier. Several of his friends pop up unexpectedly to congratulate Oan on making it to 50 episodes.
0 /10
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