Tigtone, who always quests alone, is forced by the King/Queen to lead a fellowship of fantasy adventurers tasked to stop a chicken necromancer from taking over the world. A strange creature called Helpy gives him a hand - and a leg.
Lord Festus tasks Tigtone with saving his ugly kingdom from the mysterious curse of ravaging beauty. Tigtone and Helpy's investigation leads them to a shocking discovery about the brutal civil war raging in the heavens above.
Tigtone temporarily becomes a wizard on the very same day of the year when all wizards lose their powers and the traditional hunt on them begins. Meanwhile, the Queen/King try to raise their favorite court wizard from the dead.
When the breeding time for a pack of female centaurs arrives, they realize that their irresistible and incredibly potent stud is missing, so Tigtone suffers through the worst kind of quest: an escort quest.
Tigtone meets his female equivalent, Beconka, as they both enter the body of a giant to compete who will reach its heart first and win a prize. In the process, they become soulmates, but their two Helpys become bitter rivals.
After Helpy helps the Crystal God of Greater Good restore the balance to the world, all the quests in the realm suddenly vanish. Heartbroken, Tigtone fights nothing itself to restore his beloved quests - along with chaos and disorder.
