Episode list

Russian beauty Katrina Svetlana lures the owner of a 1995 Accord to the Super Secret Test Site where Monte Carlo puts the top-selling car in America through a battery of tests to see what makes it tick. Monte then introduces viewers to the Unknown Car Salesman who spills the beans on the automotive marketplace.

Monte Carlo visits HiFi Buys in Nashville to study the audio aftermarket, then returns to the Super Secret Test Site where he and Katrina subject Adam Charlton's 1986 Oldsmobile clunker to both physical and emotional abuse.

Monte Carlo visits a Jeep Jamboree and learns not to shake hands with muddy drivers.

Monte Carlo travels to the Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, KY where he learns about the history of "America's Sports Car" from his guide, the Unknown Car Salesman. Monte then infiltrates the nearby Corvette Plant and steals a tape containing valuable marketing secrets.

In keeping with the time of year, The Cartel visits the final resting place of dead cars: the local junkyard. On this stormy day, things soon take a dark turn as Monte Carlo and the Unknown Car Salesman discover the dead body of the Junkyard Man who had earlier warned them of impending doom. They then encounter the hockey-masked killer who is intent on their demise. When Monte's gun is knocked out of commission by the killer's machete, the Unknown Car Salesman fights back with a ninja star, setting off a chase through the automotive graveyard. Monte is finally able to knock off the killer's mask, revealing it to be Adam, a guest from an earlier episode. He explains to Monte, through flashback, that he was instructed by his possessed Oldsmobile Ciera to kill him due to the numerous insults that were leveled at it on the show.

Monte Carlo infiltrates a classic car show held at Backyard Burgers in Franklin, TN where he interviews wealthy, middle-aged car owners who soon grow suspicious of his motives.

Monte Carlo visits Spring Hill Tennessee for the Saturn Homecoming, a huge gathering of eclectic "Saturn Family" members from across the globe. Mr. Carlo must also deal with another homecoming of sorts - a surprise visit from the Cartel Leader himself.

After paying a visit to the Cars of the Stars museum with the Unknown Car Salesman, Mr. Carlo travels to Spring Hill where he uses his media credentials to infiltrate GM's Saturn Plant.

The Cartel goes racing as Monte Carlo uses an ill-gotten pit-pass to go behind the scenes at the Nashville Speedway. There, he interviews the infamous Stegall family who teach him how to cheat, and the owner of the Logan's Roadhouse racing team who go on to take the checkered flag.

Monte receives orders from the Cartel Leader to cover 'Slamboree', a car show and subwoofer competition designed to appeal to American youth. There, Monte gets his first glimpse into the high-dollar automotive underground.