Episode list

Red vs. Blue

Giga-Whats??

Thu, May 08, 2003
Church confronts Donut, Grif and Simmons set out to rescue their rookie.
7.7 /10
Knock, Knock. Who's There? Pain.
Lopez repairs the Warthog, while Grif takes the blame for its destruction. Meanwhile, at the Blue Base, Tex uses Caboose for target practice, while ignoring Tucker's attempts at friendly conversation. Tex suddenly decides to leave in order to infiltrate the Red base. During the attack, Tex sticks a plasma grenade to Donut's head and, in the ensuing chaos, also attacks Grif and Simmons.
7.5 /10
Down, But Not Out
Tex retrieves the Blue flag, but is surprised and captured by Sarge and Lopez. A wounded Donut is airlifted out of the gulch for treatment.
7.2 /10
Human Peer Bonding
Church tells Tucker and Caboose that Tex is his ex-girlfriend, and outlines a plan to rescue her.
7.5 /10
Roomier Than It Looks
Church possesses Sarge's body and uses it to deceive Simmons and free Tex. However, Caboose, wishing to make amends for killing Church, shoots Sarge in the head.
7.6 /10
How the Other Half Lives
Now both dead, Sarge and Church meet in the spiritual plane. The two complain about their teammates until Grif revives Sarge by using cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR).
7.2 /10
A Slightly Crueler Cruller
A healed Donut returns from Red Command. He brings a speech unit for Lopez, who is revealed to be a robot. Sarge neglects to ground himself, causing damage to the voice card and resulting in Lopez's inability to speak anything other than Spanish, which none of the Reds understand.
7.4 /10
Points of Origin
Tex repairs Sheila, while Church spies on the Reds, who are still trying to understand what Lopez is saying.
7.4 /10
SPF 0

Thu, Sep 11, 2003
Church worries that Tex will soon kill the entire Red Team. If successful, she would then leave, probably never to be seen again, before Church could remove the aggressive AI that resides in her armor. To prevent this, Church decides to warn the Red Team of her impending attack.
7.4 /10
Last One Out, Hit the Lights
Church possesses Lopez in an attempt to warn the Reds, but is stymied by the language barrier. Tex and Sheila attack Red Base. Donut, angry at Tex for wounding him earlier, manages to disable Sheila by throwing a grenade halfway across the gulch. Church runs to Tex's aid, taking Lopez's body with him. Tex thanks Church for ridding her of the AI before dying.
7.5 /10

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