When Chad faints in class after seeing a diagram of the female reproductive system, Chris makes it his mission to get Chad more comfortable with the old, bold, female form. The boys hear a rumor about an adult photo shoot outside of town and embark on a quest to find it.
When Halloween is canceled due to snow, the town decides to celebrate the holiday in the spring, but Chad wonders if he's too old to go out trick-or-treating.
After totaling the family car, Chad lands a job at a fast-food joint to earn cash to pay for the damages, but an incredulous Chris can't stomach the fact that his friend's become a working stiff.
Chad is smitten with new girl Destiny, but he blows his chance after saving Jay from a bully who turns out to be her brother. Chad enlists Chris' help to win her back with an elaborate plan involving walkie-talkies and a mysterious aphrodisiac.