S1.E1 ∙ He's Not the Messiah, He's a DJ Sat, Oct 29, 2005 Lucy, daughter of Satan, struggles to find a boyfriend free of her father's meddling. The Prince of Lies sets her up on a blind date with a senator at Club Armageddon, home of DJ Jesus. 7 /10
S1.E2 ∙ Escapeoke Wed, Dec 31, 1969 The Devil buys a chain of Tequila Sally's bar and grill restaurants. He thinks karaoke would be good, and Lucy knows just the guy for it: DJ Jesus. 7.2 /10
S1.E3 ∙ Dildo Factory Sat, Sep 15, 2007 Satan and Becky, the Devil's advocate, believe if the people of the world masturbate just 8% more, civilization will collapse. 7.3 /10
S1.E4 ∙ Temptasia Sat, Sep 22, 2007 The Prophesy tells us that if DJ Jesus doesn't perform at Burning Man an unholy sand storm will destroy the American west. 7.2 /10
S1.E5 ∙ Terry the Teratoma Sat, Sep 29, 2007 A teratoma is tumor that grows teeth and hair. Satan has one removed from his armpit and brings it home to be his friend. 6.5 /10
S1.E6 ∙ Human Sacrifice Sat, Oct 06, 2007 Senator Whitehead wants to announce his candidacy for President of the United States. 7.1 /10
S1.E7 ∙ The Busboy Sat, Oct 13, 2007 Senator Whitehead's son Tad is a registered sex offender so Satan gives him a job as a busboy at Tequila Sally's. 6.9 /10
S1.E8 ∙ The Special Fathers vs. The Vampire Alter Boys Sat, Oct 20, 2007 Vampire altar boys and vampire choir boys have been preying on priests throughout the city. 7.5 /10
S1.E9 ∙ The Dreamster Sat, Oct 27, 2007 The Dreamster Sound Effects Machine was designed to help you fall asleep naturally and deeply. 7.5 /10
S1.E10 ∙ Satan's School for Girls Sat, Nov 03, 2007 DJ Jesus and his entourage rent out an old Catholic girl's boarding school so he can work on his re-remix in quiet isolation. 7.2 /10
S1.E11 ∙ Monster Sat, Nov 10, 2007 A monster has been coming across the Golden Gate Bridge at night and attacking the city of San Francisco. 7.8 /10
