Kirk hopes to score points with Elizabeth (Chelsea Noble) after Eddie finagles tickets for a fund-raiser where she works, but first he and Eddie must pull off their doctor act.
When Kirk learns that a "Create a Super-Hero Contest" is being judged by one of his idols, he works on his creation, Magnoman, but a feverish Russell accidentally ruins the drawings.
After Kirk chases a mugger away from a woman (Concetta Tomei), she showers him with gifts. But Eddie convinces Kirk that her gratitude is disguised lust.
Kirk sets Russell straight when Russell thinks he's gotten a girl pregnant by kissing her, but Kirk's unprepared when Russell asks him where babies come from.
The Hartmans' hopes of beating the Balduccis in bowling go down the gutter when Sally hurts her back. And it only gets worse when Elizabeth replaces her.
When Phoebe's date for a school dance backs out, Kirk escorts her. Meanwhile, Corey grows "attached" to a girl (Marla Sokoloff) visiting her grandmother.
Kirk, the kids and Elizabeth go to her parents' beach house to escape the heat, but are unprepared for the wave of problems that ensue there, including Russell's phobic response to the movie "Jaws."