ACTUALLY USEFUL INTERNET ACRONYMS
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz decides to launch a YouTube-style vlog series and discovers that "the interwebs" are full of useless acronyms. Setting the format for the series (where Doofenshmirtz essentially uses his channel to air his various and numerous gripes), Heinz complains that he doesn't get it. But instead of stopping there, he decides to share a few "brilliant" ideas of his own.
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I CAN HAZ CAT PICTURES?
The internet is full of cats. I'm not sure why. I'm also not sure why they insist on terrible grammar and spelling practices, but I'm convinced that it is bad for the children of America.
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Call Me Maybe' Is Not Crazy!
I've got a bone to pick with Carly Rae Jepsen and her endlessly catchy song "Call Me Maybe." I mean, everyone likes the song, okay, but has anyone actually ever stopped to REALLY THINK about the lyrics? No? Sounds like a job for Doof.
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THE DOOF REPLIES
Prepare to have your minds blown, internet minions, because the Doof is about to reply to YOU. Well, maybe not "YOU" personally unless you're like one of the 4 people who I specifically responded to - you get the point.
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THE CRUEL JOKE THAT IS 'PLATYPUS DAY'
In the long list of things that deserve to be celebrated, secret agent platipi really rank up there above evil scientists. Wait, is that right? Platipi? Or is it platypuses? Platypieces? Hmm. Seriously I'm gonna go look that up.
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DR. DOOF VS. INTERNET MYSTERIES
The web is full of all kinds of weird unknowns that people just ignore. Well, in this groundbreaking exposé I'm going to tear the lid right off the internet crazy bin and reveal to you those dark questions that everyone is afraid to ask.
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BABY BIEBER FEVER
Listen up, internet. I have an announcement to make and it's SUPER IMPORTANT, so pay attention.
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THE GOSSIP GIRL WHO IS ACTUALLY A GOSSIP GUY
You know what? The internet has perfected the human art of wasting time. To think, one second you're looking up a pair of shoes, and the next you are transformed into a crazed devotee to a TV show that was popular like a year ago.
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NEIL PATRICK HARRIS EXPOSED
What's that you say? Now Neil Patrick Harris is hosting the Emmy's, now? That's cool, because I'm going to completely Troll NPH and reveal all his evil scientist secrets on the interweb for everyone to see.
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CRAY CRAY CRONUTS
Doof dishes out $1000 to try the latest in culinary breakthroughs - THE CRONUT. In this week's 'Doof's Daily Dirt' webisode, Doof's inspiration borders on obsession as he attempts to trump the latest food craze.
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FOOD TRUCK FAIL
Did you know that "Food" is actually "Doof" spelled backwards? Anyways, what is it with all these hipsters and eating food off the back of a truck? I mean, REALLY? Eating at a stationary location is "too mainstream" for you?
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DOOF'S LIFE HACKS
I've recently discovered this thing called "Life Hacks" - which is way less nefarious sounding than it actually is, mind you - and I was so inspired that I decided to make my own: DOOF HACKS.
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ASHTON KUTCHER'S DOOF CHOICE AWARD
Everyone is so proud of Ashton Kutcher and his inspirational speech at that award show, but I think that during the flood of adulations and congratulations we're forgetting something much more important: ME.
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DOOF DOES VINE

Wed, Oct 02, 2013
So everyone is up in arms about this thing called "VINE." I don't get what the big deal is. What can you really say in only 6 seconds of video? Well - as it turns out - not a lot.
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THE DOOF RAPS ON RAP (SO META)
Hey Doofions. I was feeling generous this morning so I decided to answer a few of your questions in the comment section. What can I say? I'm a giver.
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DOOFING IS THE THING
Watch out PLANKING, TWERKING and HARLEM SHAKING. Here comes the latest nonsensical internet trend of the minute: DOOFING.
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GET READY FOR HEINZ-O-WEEN!
October is nearly over and it's almost time to celebrate my favorite scary holiday. What's that? "Halloween," you say? Oh, no, dear Doofions - I'm talking about a holiday that is MUCH better, and MUCH scarier. That's right: HEINZ-O-WEEN.
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PRE-CHRISTMAS

Wed, Nov 06, 2013
Funny thing I noticed at the store the other day: suddenly Christmas decorations are, like, EVERYWHERE. What's with that? We haven't even gotten to Thanksgiving and we're already skipping to the next holiday: it's PRE-CHRISTMAS.
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600 EPISODES (NOT REALLY)
It's our 600th episode (that's a lie) and to celebrate I have a (less than) spectacular surprise for all you faithful Doof-ions. Trust me, you'll love it (probably not).
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THE FACE BOOK (No, that's not a typo)
Hey Doof-ions. Your fearless and incomprehensibly handsome overlord has discovered a trendy, shiny, new web-thingie that only super-cool internet insiders know about: THE FACE BOOK. Let me tell you all about it.
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WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY? COSPLAY!
Not to be an internet hipster or anything, but I just have to say that I was already dressing like a fox and Eurodancing in the woods WAY before it was cool.
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THE SNICKERDOODLE IS A LIE!
Doof has a new topic he'd like to discuss this week. Minecraft? No. Dr Who? Not really. Actually, it's something much more important than all those things: BAKE SALES , AND THE FACT THAT THEY ARE TOTALLY LAME.
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PONIES, ANIME AND BUBBLE TEA
Hey Doofions, I'm back with another response to one of your comments. Honestly, if this was an Upworthy post, I might title it "A kid asks Doof a random question, you won't believe what happens next"
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WHY I HATE GOING TO THE MOVIES!
Hey there, Doofions. Ready for another rip-roaring installment of Doof Daily? Me too. This week, I tackle the subject on everyone's mind: WHY GOING TO THE THEATER IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. Real talk.
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THE DOOF GOES DIVERGENT (AND HANGRY)
WHAZUP INTERNET. Do you like movies like Twilight? Divergent? Hunger Games? Well, then you have TERRIBLE taste in movies. But, that's okay, because there are a TON of you, so I might as well jump on the bandwagon.
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Divine Consultants - The Beginning

Divine Consultants - The Beginning

Headstrong but confused Joy Amicable lives in a divided society where for some of the people, the world is a utopia, and for the others, a dystopia. Joy belongs to a discriminated minority, but tries to merge into the mainstream. Rumours say that the minority spreads a dangerous Soul Trap disease that only infect the docile mainstream. When Joy's best friend Hope goes missing but nobody cares to search for her, she starts her detective alter ego comes out and starts investigation - she discovers that the lies and the corruption around her are much nearer than she would have wanted - the leaders and the authorities she had trusted turn out to be monsters, just then she gets to meet the supernatural and lethal Company Man. Who else has to be sacrificed before the truth is revealed? Part 1/18. Joy. Joy Amicable belongs to a discriminated minority and tries to blend into the mainstream by any means. The atmosphere is strained when heroic activity at school does not produce the desired result. Part 2/18. Hope. Dr. Aliah's meeting doesn't go as expected, and Joy is tired of listening to his parents quarrel. Joy and Hope leave to raise money for charity, but there's some strange folks moving around town. Part 3/18. Collision. Dr. Aliah and Mayor Hayne cannot agree on a star program. Joy and Hope find that they are being followed, but help is nowhere near. A sudden conflict leads to problems in the Stars Program as well as in friendship. Part 4/18. Another me. Joy's alter ego pops up when things don't go according to plan. Joy tries to get back to Dr. Aliah's Stars Program, but notices that she may not be as balanced as she claims. Part 5/18. Lost friend. Hope has been missing for seven days. Joy is desperately looking for her all around the town. Eventually, Joy finds a man who recognizes Hope. Part 6/18. Risk-taking. Does the surprising clue take Joy closer to Hope? Hope's mystical disappearance stresses Joy and she is determined to find her. At the same time, she is risking his own safety. Part 7/18. Surprise from high up. Joy's illegal investigations become even more dangerous when someone else is interested in the same subject. Joy should focus on the Stars Program, but instead she asks for help from a new party. Part 8/18. Rumors of Hope. Susie is in a strange company. Joy has a chance to prove her progress in the stellar program, but on her way to Aliah she hears strange rumors about Hope. Joy has to push hard to get after the rumors. Part 9/18. Fraud? Is Aliah hiding something? Joy can't stop her alter ego and accuses Aliah of secrecy and lying, but things aren't as simple as they first seemed. Part 10/18. Dad. Joy's father wants to help, but the consequences are out of control. So it would be better for Joy to focus on studying, but she finds a surprising connection to Hope's disappearance. Part 11/18. Reporter. According to Anton the reporter, Joy's investigations should be stopped immediately. At home, things are getting worse. Joy gets scary news, but it's maybe too late to cancel the Almis test. Part 12/18. Nightmare. Joy dives into the depths of the Almis test trip. In her nightmares she struggles with the alter ego are and her parents who are taking Joy even deeper into the danger. Does anyone care if Joy survives? Part 13/18. Kidnapping. Joy gets a surprise guest and hears what really happened in Mayor Hayne's basement. An arrogant teacher does not ease the situation, but fortunately a Zenith turns out to be friendly. Part 14/18. The Mayor's secret. Joy goes to find out what Mayor Hayne is hiding in his house. An old acquaintance crashes in as surprise and shocks everyone. The rioting Nadirs approach Mayor's house, but does the Mayor give them mercy? Part 15/18. The Company Man. Who is the supernatural man behind the influential but unknown corporation, and how does this all relate to the Mayor? And will Joy finally find out what happened to Hope? Part 16/18. More lies. Joy finally understands what this is all about. The Company Man comes to destroy the evidence and is about to destroy the entire building. Joy releases her anger at the Aliah who is trying to convince Joy of the danger. Part 17/18. Sacrifice. The menacing Company Man wants the evidence, even if forcibly, but Joy no longer intends to sacrifice others but to sacrifice herself again. Joy brings the evidence and confronts the most dangerous supernatural killer, The Company Man. Is Joy going to make it?! Part 18/18. Happy Ending? The Nadir riots are calming down and the dust has settled. Joy wants to make it clear to the Aliah how she mistreated other with the Star Program, but does the Aliah hear anything anymore?

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