Why would a member of the press simply watch industrial strength Zombies attack a sweet dysfunctional family, and then do absolutely nothing to help? Why would Dr. Evil Twitch, the boss of Big Oil Security Service (BOSS), be happy to hear about a Zombie attack? And, more importantly, how many zombie ducks can a drunk Rantdog hit with his camper truck? The Begunning is the fourth episode in the animated series Zombies of the Tar Sands of Death of Doom.—Anonymous