Samantha borrowed $100,000 from an occultist loan shark to finance her student horror flick. Unfortunately she had no intention of paying back the money. Now she's on the run from the loan shark's enforcers: a dark, shadowy fallen angel named Delia, and a violent, bitterly disgruntled genie named Roland. Before it's all over she will have to rescue her friends from Roland and Delia, outwit a dangerous criminal, avoid corrupt Canadian policemen, shut down a vampire's public access cannibalistic cooking show and have an encounter with the princess of darkness herself.—Anonymous