In the year 2012 I met horror icon Linnea Quigley while working on a film. Seven years and five projects later I wrote this film, "What Would Linnea Do?, to star Linnea and discuss the many poor decisions females are forced to make in horror films. Chock full of horror movie references, such as "I hear noise-what do I do?" Horror scream queen Linnea Quigley guides us through the all-to familiar cliches that dominate female actions in these films. She then shows us what could/should be done.—Roger A. Letizia