Getting a job promotion. Running for governor. Making it to the MLB. None of these are easy, but when you're a rehabilitated zombie (excuse me, necrosapian), let's just say - being dead was way easier.

14 years after the failed apocalypse, rehabilitated zombies, or necrosapians (to be politically correct), have a hard enough time just fitting in. When you throw job promotions, racist college baseball fans, and running for office into the mix, let's just say, being dead was way easier.—Jacob Kiesling