When the evil Vagina Man takes all the wizards powers one bright, young wizard sets off to find the chosen one and his ginger friend. Sadly, she took too long finding them, so by the time she had they were not boys any more. She tries desperately to take them to the evil Vagina Man but the drug ridden con-men are having non of it. Will she persuade them to save all wizarding kind?—Liam Filmbuff