A newly married couple's relationship and reputation are put at risk when their private video CD is stolen. The story follows their roller coaster journey to recover the CD, navigating a series of unexpected difficulties along the way.
A newly married couple's relationship and reputation are put at risk when their private video CD is stolen. The story follows their frantic and roller coaster journey to recover the CD, navigating a series of unexpected difficulties along the way.
In 1997 in Rishikesh, Vidya (Triptii Dimri), a doctor, calls off her arranged marriage and instead tricks her parents (mother (Archana Puran Singh), father Bappi (Rakesh Bedi)) into letting her marry her childhood sweetheart, Vicky (Rajkummar Rao), a Mehendi artist.
On the engagement stage, Vidya shows her fiance Bittu (Manjot Singh) her Mehendi, which had Vicky's name on it. Vidya claims that Vicky made a mistake, and summons Vicky. Vicky says that he is an artist and only put a signature on his work. But he tells Bittu Vidya's height, weight and even the location of birthmarks on her body. Bittu gets suspicious that Vidya and Vicky are having an affair and breaks the engagement. Vidya's mother says that the person responsible for breaking the engagement should marry her now, which is Vicky.Vicky lives his grandfather Baba (Tiku Talsania). Baba gets Vicky and Vidya married in a communal wedding (with Vicky holding his family's ancestral sword), sponsored by local leader Sajjan Kumar.
For their honeymoon, they visit Goa (Even though Vidya's parents wanted them to visit Mata Vaishno Devi, and Vidya feels that they will incur the Mata's curse), where Vicky convinces Vidya to record their first night together. After they return, they insert a disc containing the video into their CD player and fall asleep while watching the video. At night, their home is burgled, and most valuables are stolen, including the CD player and the family's ancestral sword. Vicky lies to Vidya about the disc, saying that he had removed it before falling asleep.
Inspector Laadle (Vijay Raaz) arrives to investigate the incident and immediately falls in love with Chanda (Mallika Sherawat), Vicky's promiscuous but Gamophobic (fear of commitment) sister, which becomes the cause of frequent confusion to the family's naive and bitter maid, also named Chanda (Archana Patel).Pardesi is Sajjan's useless brother-in-law who is pursuing Chanda. He frequently summons Chanda by throwing a message wrapped around a rock in her house. One such rock had stuck Baba in the past and made him blind in one eye. Pardesi is a lech and has slept with many women with false promises of marriage.
Laadle is terrible at his job and focuses his attention on wooing Chanda instead. Vicky, meanwhile, visits a shady dealer of illicit videotapes and buys all the discs that claim to be of a honeymoon video of a couple in Goa, but he still fails to find the disc. He eventually learns about a local flea market where he meets Badshah (Mast Ali), the burglar, but doesn't recognize him even though Badshah was wearing the sunglasses that he stole from Vicky.
Vidya tries to initiate sex and asks Vicky to play the tape again, causing him to run away to avoid telling her the truth, causing Vidya to get suspicious. The following day, a friend alerts Vicky that their ancestral sword was found with a tourist from Zimbabwe, who reveals she got it from the flea market and leads him to Chaabiwale Chacha (Ishtiyak Khan), Badshah's business partner. Vicky intimidates Chaabiwale Chacha into revealing the location of Badshah. Meanwhile, a suspicious Vidya follows and sees Vicky with the tourist and is convinced he is cheating on her.
Vicky finds a comatose Badshah in his hotel room along with the CD player he stole, but the disc is later revealed to have been removed. Laadle arrives, causing Vicky to flee out of the window using the scaffolding. He is eventually caught by Laadle and sent to jail, where he reveals the truth about the CD to a horrified Vidya. Chaabiwale Chacha helps Vicky escape (as he was also brought to the same lockup in a different crime), who goes home and tries to apologize to Vidya, but she tearfully tells him never to speak to her again.
A heartbroken Vicky tries to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train, but Vidya saves him at the last moment, and they reconcile, vowing to solve the issue together.Bulbul Didi (Ashwini Kalsekar), a local god-woman, and her idiotic henchmen Sunil (Mubeen Saudagar) and Shetty (Jaswant Singh Rathore) are revealed to be the ones who left Badshah for dead and stole the disc from his hotel room. Badshah had taken money from Bulbul but was refusing to return, so Bulbul assaulted him and took everything in his hotel room of value.
They call Vicky's landline to extort him for 2 Lakh rupees in exchange for the disc. Vidya gets the message, but the call is also overheard by Vicky's grandfather and Chanda (the sister), both of whom think the sex tape involves them. Baba believes that the sex tape involves him and Chanda the maid.Meanwhile, after hearing Badshah is recovering, Bulbul sends Sunil and Shetty to kill him at the hospital, causing Badshah to hide inside the morgue.
Vicky and Vidya break into her parents' house to get the money but only find a stash of Gutka (which is chewed constantly by her mother) inside the safe, while Chanda convinces Laadle to give her 2 Lakhs. Laadle agrees but offers to come with her to catch the blackmailers instead. Vicky and Vidya return home and accidentally reveal the truth to his grandfather, who assumes the tape involves him and the maid, and gives them 2 Lakhs he had borrowed after overhearing the call.
Bulbul, Sunil, and Shetty arrive at a graveyard for the exchange. Vicky and Vidya also arrive, as do Laadle and Chanda, both parties being unaware of each other. A funeral procession for a Cristiano D'Costa (CD) arrives with Badshah inside the coffin due to his toe tag, and a bumbling Sunil drops the CD into the grave, causing everyone to arrive and demand that 'CD' be dug up. Badshah breaks out of the coffin, terrifying everyone and causing them to run away. Vicky and Vidya retrieve the disc while Laadle arrests Badshah, Bulbul, Sunil, and Shetty.
Vicky and Vidya play the tape but are shocked to find out it is a different video of them on their wedding night (which was interrupted by Vicky's little brother), while Badshah reveals to Laadle that he got the tape from a car he stole. The car belongs to Pardesi (Saharsh Kumar Shukla), the idiotic brother-in-law of Sajjan Kumar (Mukesh Tiwari), a local leader.
When apprehended, Pardesi reveals that Sajjan Kumar organizes community weddings under the guise of charity, offers them free lodging at his farmhouse for the night, and later records the couples and sells the videos to a Sheikh from Dubai. He also reveals that no one has seen his face before, but he'd be arriving in person for the next event. Laadle intercepts the Sheikh's car and takes his place while Sajjan finds out that his daughter Swati is among the people who got married in the ceremony.A horrified Sajjan begs Vicky to find Swati before she enters her honeymoon suite and it's too late, but the 'Sheikh' runs away with the hard disk (in the control room, which was getting the feed from cameras in all the rooms of the resort) to the audience gathered outside. They play the video in front of everyone despite Sajjan's protests, and it is revealed that Swati was in on the plan, who then proceeds to expose Sajjan in front of everyone.
Vicky and Vidya keep searching for the Goa tape. Vicky's little brother eventually finds it under Vicky's bed, as it is revealed that it had slipped out during the initial burglary. As Vidya rushes to snatch it, the kid throws it away, causing it to land on a passing mini-truck playing religious songs and carrying an idol of the goddess Durga, as a horrified Vicky and Vidya give chase.
