A bartender captivates a stingy customer with the tale of two rival mob families.

A bartender wants rid of an obnoxious drunk--but not until the drunk has left a decent tip. So the bartender tells the story of two mobster families: the Minettis, who work out of an Italian restaurant in the East San Fernando Valley; and the Mulroneys, who work out of an Irish pub in the West San Fernando Valley. Mob war breaks out when one of the Minetti "boys" stiffs Big Paddy's daughter on her tip. Why these hoods are called very mean men is soon revealed.—Anonymous