Wade has issues. He drinks too much, he bites women and he has an insatiable taste for blood. He is a loner, bound by a successful routine that has kept his vices thriving. But after a night of promiscuous feeding lands him in trouble with the locals, Wade flees to a small coastal town, vowing to change his ways and bring an end to his nomadic lifestyle. Will a punk rock girl, a job at a bowling alley and a self-help group ultimately be enough to change his nature? Shot on location in Asbury Park, New Jersey, Two Pints Lighter is a surreal, subversive comedy with a bite all its own.—Anonymous