Transylvanian Express is an ultra low budget horror film which hurls an unsuspecting heroine into a maelstrom of gangsters, the undead, monstrous pigs and the most foul-mouthed vampire ever. It rockets along from grisly resurrection to vampire carnage to gore-splattered showdown. Taut, energetic and entertaining, it delivers a whirlwind of action and a fistful of wisecracks. It's a thrill-o-rama ride. All killer and no filler. Transylvanian Express - home of the vampire pig.—Anonymous
Transylvanian Express is an independent horror film made on a shoestring budget of 1500 dollars. It tells a tale of vampires, gangsters, reluctant heroes and undead pigs.In Wales, Razvan, an evil-tempered vampire with a bad case of Tourette's is resurrected by his incompetent familiar Grigor. He bites and inadvertently turns Grigor. Meanwhile, Christine, our heroine is duped by her sleazy agent into accompanying a gang of criminals vacationing at Razvan's former mansion.Here Christine meets Tasha who informs her of the true situation and Johnny, the gang's psychotic boss. He seeks to coerce Christine into sex but she evades his advances with the help of the boss' right hand man, Vic.Razvan arrives, annihilates the gangsters, maims Johnny and makes Tasha his vampire mistress. Vic and Christine narrowly manage to escape.Grigor has been feeding on farm animals and passing on the vampire virus. An undead pig kills Johnny, mutates further and then comes gunning for Vic and Christine. They ultimately defeat the bad-ass beast and make the possibly suicidal decision to take on the vampires.Razvan and Tasha share a light supper of hitchhiker and then come calling on our heroes. A violent and bloody showdown ensues.
