Classics conflicts containing Mayored to the Mob, Dog of Death, The Secret War of Lisa Simpson and Marge be not proud

MAYORED TO THE MOB: Set your Phasers on fun. Its Homer Simpson-Nerdbuster. By rescuing Mayor Quimby from rioting geeks at a Sci-Fi Convention, Homer becomes the official mayoral bodyguard, only to discover hes got to battle Fat Tonys wacky gangsters. A deadly ballet fraught with musical mayhem!. DOG OF DEATH: The Dog Mans bestand most expensive friend? Potentially fatal illness strikes Santas Little Helper, testing the Simpson familys loyalty, pocketbook, and ability to stomach organ meats. A harrowingly humorous tale of lottery-ticket emotion, canine devotion and the sweet gamey tang of human flesh. THE SECRET WAR OF LISA SIMPSON: When Bart nearly destroys Springfield and is sent to Rommelwood Military Academy for discipline, Lisa decides she wants to become its first female cadet. TREMBLE at the sheer brutality of a fourth-grade hazing. SHRINK from the death-defying spectacle of The Eliminator!. SURVIVE a poem by John Keats!!. MARGE BE NOT PROUD: The pencil of crime has no eraser. Or does it? A heavy bombardment of Christmas commercials for an insanely expensive video-game drives Bart to consider if larceny is the best policy. Will Bart survive the scare-tactics of the Try-N-Save store detective, Homers laughable feeble punishments and the alienation of a mothers love?