The Joker wanders into a sleepy mountain town where he is harassed by a hard-core Sheriff and a battle of wills ensues.

The sleepy mountain town of Hope, Washington, has been a "Purple-Free Zone" for the last 75 years. Into this idyllic setting enters a stranger...the Joker, aka "Johnny". He's only looking to get a bite to eat, but the local hard-ass town Sheriff has different plans. Sheriff Twizzler offers our stranger a ride and in so doing lays down the law of the land. When Johnny refuses to take the none too subtle hint to leave town, he is swiftly arrested. A battle of wits now ensues. A battle between a Cop and a Clown. As Johnny tries to patiently turn the other cheek, the Sheriff begins to assert his power. Escaping custody, "Johnny" leads the local Sheriff's department on a rag tag search through the local wilderness leaving the Authorities stumped. Enter Johnny's old Vietnam Commander. Colonel Sammon Troutface arrives to save the day and the town from Johnny's purple wrath. This twisted tale comes to a climax when the Sheriff, Johnny and the Colonel meet for the final showdown. Who will survive this Halloween day of terror...no one can say!—Anonymous