When a company promotion goes up for grabs, the titular yuppies spring into action at a poolside party and trying to grab the attention of Mark (John Keith), the lecherous VP in charge of personnel. His first perk is the beautiful Susie (Barbara Mills) who wants the promotion for her husband, Edgar. Elsewhere, hapless junior exec Jerry (Mark Griffin) wonders aloud to his horny wife Lucille: "Do you think I've got perspiration odor?" She replies, "Work up a sweat and I'll let you know." Instead, she works Keith into a lather and seduces him on their living room couch. Harvey, an aspiring but unmarried executive, decides to pass off Greta, a blonde busty dancer, as his wife in order to get in good with Mark.