The voluptuous, sultry, foxy owner of a pirate radio station manages to always stay one step ahead of the police who constantly try to put her hot roadshow out of business for good.

From the back of their inconspicuous light-blue van, voluptuous, foxy DJ "Dirty" Sally McGuire and her trustworthy engineer Toby preach love three times a day with sexy music from KLUV, Sally's private pirate radio station. Determined to raise enough money for her sister's kidney operation, Sally broadcasts her erotic escapades from Monday to Friday, but staying on the air is a constant struggle because the police are always trying to put her out of business. She has always managed to stay one step ahead of them, although they stick awfully close, but Sgt. Dimwittle is determined to shut KLUV down for good. Will he succeed?—Nick Riganas

Sally owns and operates a mobile "pirate" radio station from her van: in her sexy, sultry voice she encourages her listeners (mostly teenagers) to use the music she plays "to ball by". She also takes calls from her listeners and even offers herself as a prize in a contest. Her show is so popular that it winds up "turning on" large numbers of the local population. The authorities, of course, can't allow that to happen, so they send out the cops to find her and shut her down.—[email protected]