Vampires residing in a town wear sunscreen. A Van Helsing descendant arrives, leading to humorous situations as their paths intersect.

Reclusive vampires lounge in a lonely American town. They wear sunscreen to protect themselves. A descendant of Van Helsing arrives with hilarious consequences.—<[email protected]>

The last remaining vampires have decided to find peace in a secluded desert town protected by sunblock. They are in the midst of getting a substitute blood plant up and running, but they need the help of a human scientist who brings his family not knowing what they are walking into.