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Synopsis

Years after his wife dies, Steel Beam (Flynn Probett) hears news of the son he never met facing an unknown danger. He adventures off to find a way to bust inside Mexico, both figuratively and literally. After paying off off right people and performing some special favours, he mutilates his wife's body (Kyle Francis) and fashions a disguise. After bribing a U.S. Senator (Nick Wilson) by smuggling a chimpanzee into his private zoo, he makes off with a fake passport. Once in Mexico, Steel Beam is assaulted by three armed assailants, who, in a blood lust, he viciously attacks, rending flesh from bone. Upon finding his son (Garrett) he is disgusted to see him experiencing a seizure, but prepared to help he wanders wanders a local park. Steel Beam targets a few individuals to recruit into a ponzi scheme, but after some resistance, he realizes it is easier to seduce them and charge money for sexual favours. After collecting enough money to cure his young child, Steel Beam regretfully leaves his life as a street boy behind him and returns home. Curing him with the mere stench of cash brings out a rage in Alvin, who is a prominent voice of anti-materialism and Marxist-communism, and challenges him to a triathlon. Steel Beam accepts the challenge after Lawyer (Ranbir Singh) releases him from multiple capital murder charges. After years of preparation, Steel Beam ritually shaves his head atop a Himalayan peak before descending to the Colloseum and engaging in combat with his son. It is a mighty test, skiing, swimming and fighting, but with some help from The Mad Butcher, David Seymour and Paula Bennett, he overpowers his son. Steel Beam spends days surgically removing teeth, toenails and drilling holes in Alvin, ultimately fulfilling a demented torture fantasy, until a call comes in begging him to stop a meteor inbound. Steel Beam is forced to sacrifice himself by detonating his Life Soul in order to save Mexico. The ghost of Karl Marx inhabits Steel Beam's lifeless corpse, piloting it towards Mexico to be received by thunderous applause. Marx continues the illusion long enough for Alvin interrupt the ceremony and fire a bullet at him, Marx Beam expertly dodges the bullet and winks at Alvin. Alvin now understanding that it was merely the body of his father being controlled by the true father of communism, whom he has shot at, takes his own life with the remaining bullets. Marx Beam is given a full pardon and as a free man he defiantly sits in the front of the bus, on the way to a local public bathhouse. Marx Beam seizes his means to urinate and does so in the communal pool, satisfied in his effort for the liberation Nu-Mexico.