Incompatible sexual desires and opposing dietary ethics brings an ailing relationship to a metaphorical and physical crescendo.

Why go out for hamburger when you have falafel at home? Magnus, a lustful vegetarian, resolves to satisfy his carnal desires by becoming a closet carnivore. However, things quickly unravel when his beleaguered partner, Fleur, unexpectedly returns home to catch him red meat-handed. They soon realise that making a song and dance about this 'affair' won't prevent the revelation of darker hungers.