Here at The Swales School For Girls, we pride ourselves on shaping the minds - and bodies - of the future. Our diverse curriculum ranges from Cunnilinguistics to Women-On-Women's Studies. Our small class sizes promise our students the one-on-one attention they deserve from hands-on, experienced faculty. Tough but firm, our staff knows how to apply just the right amount of pressure to get results. And don't forget to take advantage of our top-notch recreation facilities. Whether you get wet by the pool or get felt on the pool table, there's a good chance your double entendre will result in a ménage a trois on our campus.