Roll up, roll up. Come and see Unzie and his fantastical freak show. Conjoined twins, the worlds fattest singer - Unzie has it all. Come and see the freakiest show on Earth.

Step right up and witness Unzie's fantastical freak-show! See with your own very eyes physical wonders, magnificent marvels, peculiar performers. Get ready to be amazed, stunned, bowled over with the sheer absurdity. Your own family physician will be dumb founded! Please put your hands together for our host for this evening, organist Unzie!—Onethirtyeight