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Synopsis

Two assassins, Abby and Doyle, are racing down the road. Doyle is driving and swerving all over the place. Abby is scantly clad and Doyle keeps looking over at her. As she tries to load her gun, he hits a bump and that sends a bullet into her cleavage. She reaches and jiggles all over to get it out. Since that makes Doyle's driving worse, the bullet winds up in her jean shorts. Then she has a worse time getting it out as he drives onto a train track. He dodges an oncoming trains and Abby retrieves her bullet, and finishes loading. They park above a wharf and survey a thug snorting cocaine. As he snorts, a cockroach tries to avoid being snorted. He gets sucked in and then escapes. Then, the thug accidentally snorts the roach in again and he gets coughed out, this time.Then the roach hides in the thugs gun.Meanwhile Doyle and Abby are in the restroom using stalls next to each other. After some "bathroom" and sexual talk, the rest of the gang shows up. Abby and Doyle work together as they get tangled up, to waste all of the thugs. At the end, the snorting thug enters the restroom and gets the drop on them both. As he pulls the trigger, the cockroach blocks the hammer and then Doyle shoots. Because Abby's panties have been down and she is on top of him, he only grazes the crook. Then as it ends, Abby, sarcastically says"I wonder what has your aim off", and plugs the last of the villains.