Four young crooks steal a Da Vinci painting in exchange for the insurance money. They create an elaborate heist, which proves more difficult to accomplish than they first thought.
A guy on a mountain bike stalks five neds (Scottish chavs), murders them and eats their brains. They say its safe, healthy and fun to steal paintings from Scottish castles, but they don't tell you when there is a cannibal on the loose. Fiction? Is it? Not so for Edward (Christopher Adlington) and William (Gary Grant), two final year student neds when they meet Charles (James Mathison), the castle cannibal. Shot in a decrepit old building abandoned by the National Trust, the serenity and beauty of the castle is a hunting ground and an easy killing field for the twisted Charles who has only one thing on his mind - eating the neds' brains.(Please remove this synopsis since it is the work of the same troll who is rubbishing all the films produced by Palm Trees by writing plot synopses or summaries that refer to the theme of Cycle, a Palm Tree movie from 2006.)
I shall provide a correct and accurate synopsis once I have screened this movie.
