Poncho is an old, crappy football whose motto is "i need a good kick in the butt". Daring and slightly manic, sweet and shameless, witty and hyperactive, Poncho is a stray football who lives to reach his goal. Poncho sets out on a long, intricate journey around the world in which he gets conned by a mean kid, befriends a Brazilian coconut, is chased in Argentina, gets shipwrecked and is swallowed by a monster whale. An African tribe worships him, enjoys a Japanese massage, is abducted by aliens who learn to play football, changes Stonehedge's structure and falls in love for the first time in Venice.—Anonymous